This is the worst gentlemen's club ever! I don't know why I came back. I received a text message from the establishment for a special only to find out when I got there they wouldn't honor it because it was a mistake/mixup of some sort. The guy at the door showed me a few other specials. After choosing a special I walked in to an empty stage with a few male patrons sitting around the stage anticipating a show. I looked to the fireplace and the dancers were all there talking to one another, as if there were no men in place at all. Went and sat down by the bar area to get my soda. I made eye contact with one of the dancers and it was as if she was shy. She kept talking to one of the guys that worked there. I sat there for like 10 minutes and all but one of the girls was interacting with a male patron. I drank my soda and left. I'm glad the guy offered to give me a partial refund. Even after, I said "I remembered why I don't come here, because it sucks!", in front of some customers looking for a lame time in that place.
Recently my friend wanted to take some friends over there I told him, don't waste your time at that place. If anything take them to Flesh! At least you can eat and drink, and girls have great pole work! I will never go to Spearmint Rhino again!!!
Went to the Rhino on a Thursday & I guess I picked the right day.  They do a deal where you pay for a topless dance at the front from some Monkey in a Suit & you get in with the drink included.  I figured it might be some kind of trick at first, but then looking at the insipid fellow who was working at the front door, I realized the poor Gent couldn't possibly count past 20 (Even then, I suspect he wasn't wearing shoes because when he ran out of fingers, he started looking down.) Anyways, I paid the $15 & got a voucher for my freak-a-leak which was like a movie ticket of sorts I guess; good for 1 entrance  ;-p
The girls (About 12 in all) were a fairly decent selection being that this was at 3pm. Â (More on that in a minute) I walk in not knowing what to expect exactly, but hoping that the reputation of Spearmint Rhino is justified. I've been to several Deja Vu's (Ontario, Industry, & Hollywood) & to the Tropical Lei (Whorehouse, bring your own condoms because the ones the girls have look *inexpensive*) Â There were about 4 really hot girls, about 4 girls that looked do-able, & 4 who I wouldn't normally try to get phone numbers from, but hey, to each his own right?
Anyways, I watch a few performances on stage. Â No big surprises, I see nice tops, nice bottoms, & a few really cute faces. Â I'm drinking my bottled water & I'm pretty much having a good time. Â The DJ had good music, & I could actually understand what he was saying. The girls seemed really friendly (except for the last 4 that I mentioned). And the crowd had a good vibe going. Â The place was actually pretty busy for it being middle of the day on a weekday. Â I don't like being the only guy in a room full of bored dancers. Â It's like being the only sheep that got lost in the chase, only to realize that you accidently ran back to the wolves.
*Sidenote at this point - Am I the only one that thinks the hotter girls are actually nicer & the ones that need a little more time on the treadmill are B*tches?
So I'm sippin my water & trying to figure out which of these nubile creatures I should violate/ grind on & I hear the DJ announce a 3 for one. Â Just like at every other club I've ever been to, all the girls flood the floor & ask variations of "Hey, would you like to touch me inappropriately & pay me to have simulated sex with you? Â It's only $60? Â Forget for a moment that I have to work 3-4 hrs to make that much money. Â I have a more immediate problem. My wallet says I can only choose 1 & she just walked back with some jacka$$ who was sitting closer to where she was when the DJ called green light.
Now I have to say "No Thanks. Â Hey um... what's that girls name? Â *head lowers in shame- The one with a really nice butt; she just went back right now, but I wanted to get a dance with her." Â At this point, I was feeling a little bit awkward & I was becoming suspicious that this girl now thought I was as *Special* as the guy at the front door. Â Just then I remembered my voucher! Â Good for 1 free freak-a-leak! Â I ask Nice boobs & pretty face if it would work for the 3-1 & she smiles & says of course! Â We head to the dark passages of fully legal, yet morally questionable fun & she explains that I can upgrade my happy meal for $45 more to get extra cheese & a Large coke in the V.I.P. Â I guess I got caught up in the moment & said screw it. Â Let's Roll!
The dance was Snickers, I gave her a $15 tip & we talked for a while. Â She explained that a lot of girls come on Thurs. during dayshift to make up missed shifts from the night. Â According to nice boobs/pretty face, Tues & Thurs are the best days to go if you're in the area during the day. Â Suddenly our good conversation is interrupted by this awful sound; Jerry's kid has migrated from the front door & is now slobbering on the Mic.
The good music disappeared & now in some twisted flaw in Affirmative Action; short-bus is mumbling about something incoherently. Â I ask Nice Boobs/pretty face what happened, hoping that she will say maybe the DJ is taking a leak, but then she shakes her head & says the door guy will be covering for the DJ so he can take his break. Â WTF?!? Â The guy who was talking while staring at naked ladies is tired? Â He needs a break? Â I have to hear mongaloid boy practice his ABC's because the DJ-Who's job is to talk is tired? Â Bull$hizzle, that guy probably went to the bathroom to peel one off. Â Anyways, my eyes & groin were very happy; my ears not so enthused once Rainman took over. Â I left, but I will be going back.
Made a trip to the Spearmint Rhino Rialto on Saturday.  Had a wonderful time with all of the lovely ladies at  the club.  The only real complaint I have is that some of the wait staff and dancers were too aggressive.  The drink hustle has gone overboard.  The only thing that keeps me coming back here is the lovely ladies giving awesome dances.
Review Source:Haha I came here twice... once for a guy's birthday, another for a girl's birthday. It's funny to see how the guys go gaga for the girls lol. But I can't say much, I am a straight girl so this is not really my thing. However, I would say that some of the girls weren't very entertaining; some girls just crawled around and did nothing. So lazy!!!! Work for your money ladies!!!! It was a rare occassion to see a girl actually dancing and doing stuff on the pole. I always feel weird and uncomfortable when a girl comes up to me, I kind of just throw them my dollar and look away, silently telling them to go away. Whatever... interesting experience.
Review Source:Worst strip club ever!!! Normally I would not have driven to Rialto to see girls dance but my gf ran across a flyer to for Spearmint Rhino that advertised an adult film star who be performing as a zombie stripper. Now we where curious as to how in the heck she was going to pull that off. Plus the flyer mentioned the showing of Clockwork Orange, which neither of us had ever seen but figured we should since it is always touted as a super trippy film that all should check out. So after gathering up some friends we headed down to the club but not before stopping for some drinks at a bar because this location is full nude so there is NO alcohol served.
Ok so I don't mind the $15 cover but at least have your door man know what performers are going on that night and what promos you are advertising. The guy at the front couldn't answer any of our questions about the adult film star even after looking over the flyer which he had a stack of sitting in front of him. After we located some seats we were given prompt service for drinks, one of the pluses for this establishment. The decor was nice and everything was clean but it was a bit unnerving when some of us went to us the bathroom and some of the performers were in there getting ready/using the facilities. I mean, don't most places have a separate room with bathroom for the performers?
After a 2-3 strip shows, with 2 songs per girl, we had to sit through the first of MANY "get your own private lap dance with so-so, right now only $x!!! ". These sessions seemed to last forever, like they couldn't go on till they had reached some quota. Out of the whole night we saw two strippers who paid attention to the whole audience, got into her dance (which after watching about two of these start to look the same) and came around afterwards to say thanks. I mention this only because a friend and I went up to the stage to watch one of the shows, with money in hand, and we were completely ignored. Just FYI - thats bad customer service.
Finally the magic hour struck and the featured adult film star came out..... not dressed as a zombie.......what a waste of time and $15. We also found out from our server that night that the only part of Clockwork Orange that was going to be shown were the parts that the headliner would reenact - never mind. We headed out after paying our $20 drink tab (for 3 sodas and one water- if I pay $6 for a drink there had better be booze in it.) to go get some food and on our way to the car we found a used condom next to the driver side door. Yummy! Obviously Spearmint Rhino doesn't pay attention to what goes on in their parking lot.
i been here a few times with the homies.the rialto location has a nice little set-up. the place has recently been renovated with comfy chairs and a fireplace. the girls are fully nude but serves no alcohol so you 18 and over kids can get in. cover charge is usually around $15. i love some of the porn stars that come on the weekend (visit the dancer schedule on the S.R. website). the lap dances run about $20.
Review Source:Recently renovated, don't judge this book by its cover. Inside, plush chairs and fireplaces create a comfortable and classy atmosphere. Not the most beautiful girls in California, so one star is deducted. Every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday you can watch featured dancers of xxx films. Cover ranges from 6 to 15 dollars which is relatively cheap compared to surrounding clubs. Fully nude so there is no alcohol served. Overall, not a bad place for Realto!
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