State Street Station

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  this place used to have beautiful women expecially cha ching and cinnamin but that was back in 07 the last time i been and from reading tthe present comments im guessing they all moved on and the place aint the same no more

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  Posted on 06.25.12 Robert H.

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  It's worth $5 just to watch the token fat girl drunkenly stumble around a pole, occasionally twitching her fat, just to remind people that she's still alive.

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  Posted on 08.02.09 Mimi W.

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  Some girls are very heavy, and it seams like they don't care, they just let it all hang out. If I had a belly like some of those girls I'd wear a onesy. My God!!! The rolls they have when they sit. Yuck!
  
  Many had stretch marks, old boyfriend getto tattoos, and most just didn't do a damn thing with themselves. Oily hair pony tail, bad make-up or none at all, and most need a bit of cover up.
  
  I don't know if any girl there has graduated from high school. At least they never passed English.
  
  And the worst part...Drinks are very expensive for Rockford. At least make it cheap enough to drink myself stupid so those things in bikinis looked better.

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  Posted on 07.30.09 Veronica F.

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  Straight female + 1st time at a Gentleman's Club = not-so-great review
  
  This is (I think) one of two such clubs in the area.  Apparently Rockfordians have decided that nudity is not ok, and all the girls are covered up in their skimpy bikini bikinis and G-strings.  
  
  Cover was $5 on the Saturday night I went, which I suppose is a "bargain", but I couldn't have imagined paying more in Rockford.
  
  The most attractive girl there was a bartender.  Sad.  The actual dancing girls varied significantly in attractiveness.  (That was me being nice.)  Of course, there was the obligatory fat girl.  A lot of the girls had crazy moves on the poles, reminiscent of the movie Zombie Strippers.  
  
  Some of the girls seemed unhappy and just moved their hips back and forth, and completely avoided the table that me and my friends were sitting at.  Maybe cause we didn't seem old and sleazy enough.  
  Other girls looked really happy the whole time.  These would be the girls who would try to start awkward conversation with us:
       "Is this your first time here?"
       "Are you from Rockford?"
       "Oh, what are you guys in school for?"
  Damnit, less chit-chat, and more dancing.
  
  Overall this place was a good place to go with good-humored friends + a bit of alcohol.

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  Posted on 04.04.09 Jeanne L.

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