Time Out Gentlemen's Club

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  So what is there to do in a town like Tyler after midnight?
  
  The strip club of course.  One of the few places in town where the party continues after midnight.  Before entering we were told by the pregnant birthday girl working the counter that it stands open until at least 2 am, depending on how many people they will continue to be open.
  
  We were told it was a 20 dollar cover and it was BYOB.  We weren't sure if the cover charger was worth it but it was already 11:30 so what were our choices?
  
  We sucked it up and paid the cover charge.  We were surprised to see that this place was packed.  I guess when you have basically one strip club you get everyone in town and all of the talent.
  
  Before going in we were betting to see what the gap ratio in the teeth would be and other bad jokes but after seeing the women it's actually not that bad.  The women were decent, actually 2 HOT ones.  The rest were your stereotypical stripper types.  They did have the ones we were expecting too, old and funky type.  One even crushed my friend's foot.
  
  In between performances they have this thing called "showtime".  This is a time for the strippers to make some fast cash.  They basically give you a 15 second lap dance and it's all based on tips.  They try to go around the whole room in about 6 minutes.  Smart idea.
  
  Also, this night they had a birthday boy who came on to the stage.  They went crazy on this guy.  They bring up 5 girls who give him a special lap dance.  Afterwards, they give him a SUPER ATOMIC WEDGIE, to the point where his underwear is around his head as a headband.  After the wedgie they spank him crazy!
  
  Note: Expect lots of Archaic clothing.  So what is that? It's the cheap version of Affliction gear.  YES IT DOES EXSIT!!!
  
  One final note: Those who can't motorboat, paddle boat.

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  Posted on 06.30.10 David N.

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  Freakin' gross, man.

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  Posted on 06.16.10 Lindsay B.

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  One of the BEST gentlemen's establishments i have graced...its like your a kid in a candy store all over again. The only thing to do in Tyler Texas. Everyone needs a little time out!! Giggity Giggity
  
  Pros: Amazingly hot women, seriously...they are hot. Good lap dances, they have lap dance specials almost every hour (good for the economy). Hot women with big big brains.
  
  Cons: dry county, you have to buy your beer across the big bridge at the beer barn and bring it. 20 dollar cover charge

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  Posted on 04.02.09 William G.

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