Valley Wing Pit

If I could give this place a zero star, I would.  I was out in CA on vacation and saw this on Groupon.  Went in after a day at the beach and ordered the teriyaki wings and bbq wings.  They were actually good.  I also had a burger and it was decent.  

What really got me was the atmosphere.  The main restaurant was a little loud, and I wanted to do some very light reading, so I went to the side room.  Nice layout and clean.  The server was good and helpful.  The bathroom was a goddamn war zone.  There was seriously what I would estimate was the biggest dookie I have ever seen peeking out from behind an entire TP roll just stuffed in there.  (yeah, I used an old school term like dookie, lolz)  It looked like a joke someone was playing, but this was a real turd.  And a mean one at that.  I didn't know whether I should turn and run in ball-numbing fear or take a picture of it for National Geographic.  So anyways...I know why that was so massive, because the food.  I told the waitress and she said she would get someone on it.  Well... I then realized why that brown bohemoth lay in there, the food.  My stomach started to really roil, and I payed my check and drove frantically until I found a Yakisoba that I could sneak in.  But there was no sneaking...I had to scream "GODDAMN YOU VALLEY WING PIT" as I expelled a full onslaught.  It was similar in craziness to when they eject the Warp Core in Star Trek.  

Oh, and the whole time in the restaurant they were blasting hardcore rap.  Not some Kanye crap or corporate fuzzy safe rap for white people like Outkast.  No, this was like T&A and shoot them up gangsta.  Now, let me start by saying that I don't like kids.  Quite frankly, I think they smell funny and pretty much just suck the money out of your wallet like a black hole designed by Hoover in the future.  As a matter of fact, I spent a summer training in the martial arts to see how many five year olds I can take in a fight.  

The test said I could take 32:

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I took on 40, so suck me, test.

Back to this abortion of a restaurant.  A couple next to me asked that the music be turned down, and the servers had that done.  But, the sound system must have been set to "retard" because the music started blasting 5 minutes later.  I am guessing the side room is on the same dial for volume.  Or that the guy in control of it is a descendent of Dr. Mengele.  Whatever, I've spent enough time trashing this piss-bucket of an establishment.  Later jag-offs!

aggggh!!!

So i keep coming here since it is very near by during the week and the service cant seem to improve.. sometimes it is so bad i wonder why i even come back..
Please fix that!

Alright so my friend and I finally tried this place after months of wanting too. She's been here before and she said it was good, and the service was good too, and she stated that she didn't know what the yelpers were talking about.

We went on a Sunday afternoon, it was completely dead. The waitress was very attentive and very sweet. We liked her!!! She was very informative and she came by often to check if we needed more drinks. As the night went on I did notice that drinks took a little longer but the waitress was very apologetic and told us that the bartender was behind on her drinks. Understandable.

We both had burgers, they were both very big, delicious and worth the price, the meal came with fries and a pickle :) I also ordered the lemon pepper wings. They were okay, I was hopping they were a little more  saucier than fried. But that's my preference.  
My friend as well had a michelada and she said it was one of the best she has had and the mimosas were good, they had me on a good one lol

Overall it was a good experience for us, I'm definitely coming here again.

P.s it's a nice bar! TVs all around!! But I can see how it would be hard for big parties.