Look, the VIP Lounge really isn't anything ridiculously special. However, you can't help but love it.
Don't be fooled by the suburban strip mall location; this place has some mad character. The drinks are strong and cheap. The service is friendly. They allow outside food. The televisions are plentiful. The cheesy, swivel chairs with glittery red upholstery are rather comfortable. The restrooms are clean. The toilet paper is surprisingly (almost disturbingly) soft. However, the biggest character feature is the toilet whose tank is sealed with a duct-taped strip of a flattened Newcastle beer case. Don't ask--just look at the photo I uploaded.