Waffle House

Ate here twice. Both times great. Recently smoke free.

Open 24 hours a day, with free WiFi and plenty of places to charge whatever electronics need charging. When you're sleeping in a collapsed tent on top of grass covered in goose poop and bathing in a river this comes in handy. Also, when we walked in one of the women asked us: "Smoking or non-smoking?" and before we could even begin to answer another woman cut in with: "Do we even HAVE a non-smoking section?"

Basically this place is super friendly, the cheesy egg combo is the best freaking thing I have had in life (and really you know if you like Waffle House in general this is THE BEST ONE EVER that I have been to, and I am basically a Waffle House aficionado) and it is perfect for chain-smoking and drinking cup after cup of coffee and plotting adventures at 4AM.

As Tobias Fünke once said about Burger King, it's a WONDERFUL restaurant.

Yes, I am reviewing a Waffle House.

Smoking is still permitted in some parts of the country. It happens here constantly.  One star off for the dirty ashtray aroma hanging in the air.

The menu is standard and the food is always good.  Two stars for doing what you are supposed to.

The waitstaff is awesome.  There are a couple who make me think that they might just wing a plate of hash browns across the room at any time.  There are a couple who call everyone "hon" and keep the coffee cup filled like the pros that they are.  Either way, it's good people watching and I like it here.  Two more stars for making me smile.