All Stars Sports Bar & Grill

Came here to watch a Patriots game on a Monday night.

The place itself seems pretty run down, not the cleanest establishment, but what can you expect of a dive. What gets me going is the number of "bubble" TVs this place has scattered around! Don't even see those things in peoples garages anymore, let alone a bar! Picture quality leaves A LOT to be desired.

However, the bartender was very nice and attentive. Wasn't drinking this night, and she kept the waters coming. Friends who were drinking also left happy with a small bar tab, this place has pretty cheap drinks!

Overall, its dive-ier than your normal dive---i would't dive in.

5stars because the girls here are so Hawt!!
2stars for the food. They need to get a real cook or something? Maybe stick to the guiness if you are hungry.
If you want hot women serving you beers this is the place to go.
If you want good food eat somewhere else before hand.
There a lot of tvs here, to bad they are all about 25yrs old.
Part of the cieling is falling down inside, this place is getting rundown.

Last night was my first night at All-Stars,  might be my last too.

I don't really know how my 2 friends and I ended up here, but that's really here nor there.  If you're a guy in your twenties out looking for a gem to take home, you can easily score a 40-year old cougar, the only catch is she'll want to sleep with you and all of your friends at the same time. We watched this classy older lady try to seduce numerous dudes in their mid to late 20's. Which i guess is kinda awesome if you enjoy a good train wreck. Us gals, we weren't really out to hook up with dudes, we just wanted a fun night out.....

I'm struggling to come up with a suiting description of this place....picture biker/cougar bar meets the Jersey Shore meets 40 year old virgin meets some awful modern rock band fan goers like um, let's say Creed.  MOM jeans/male ponytails/leather/Foily-overly decalled t-shirts/hair gel/muscles/muffintop GALORE!  Not my scene.

We paid a $10 cover fee to see an 80's Metal cover band, which is a little steep for a dive CT sports bar.  They were surprisingly very talented, played some cougar crowd pleasers, Don't stop believin, Renegade, Pour some sugar on me, enter sandman, all in all usual hairband standards.

The goth bar tenders were very attentive and very nice, but they kind of lacked in the mixology department.  The bouncers were all big dudes with no appreciation of witty banter. Their loss. The women's bathroom was atrocious. Skeevy is more suiting. I recommend updating your vaccinations before popping a squat.

If you're a smoker you will be stoked to have your own covered patio out front. There's a big decently lit & decently safe parking lot around back. No ATM within walking distance so bring cash money for the door fee.  I saw some leftover food on the bar, so i suppose they have a kitchen.....no comment there.

But did we have fun? Yes. We're fun gals, we always have fun.