THIS REVIEW IS FOR WOMES SIDE-- LABARE
We went to miami for my friends bachelorette party and decided to take her to LA BARE on a saturday night. we got there at 8:50pm and paid $60 to get her on stage, and $10 per girl. We were told she would be called on stage within an hour, which we thought was perfect since we had plans around midnight on collins ave. At 1130, 2.5 hours later she was still not called and about 5 girls were on stage by that point. Â Show was entertaining for an hour but after that you are over it. At this point, our bachellorette was ready to go, not knowing she would be called on stage. One of our girls went to the front and reminded them about our girl. Another 30min went by and i HAD ENOUGH. It was 12pm and by now i was pissed. I told the manager i want my money back or let her go on RIGHT AWAY. I had a waiter come to me and offer me a bottle of champagne which i did not want since we have been there for over 3 hours and want to leave! FINALLY they called her on stage a little after 1230 and it was not even with the guy we picked!!!! As we were leaving i spoke to the manager once again, and explained the situation AGAIN. I should not have to pay $60, wait 3.5 hours and not even get the guy we picked. He apologized and offered us calendars, which i said NO and let him know that this yelp review will be up.
Ive never gone to booby trap, only la bare. The thing thats not convenient about this place is the location and the parking fee. Really $3 for parking? anyways.. ive never been on thursdays only on a saturday. Its $15 for entrance. Place is super cheesy but can be a lot of fun with the right amount of drinks. The guys do performaces and swing all over the place.. if you havent been you should come to check it out for yourself. its fun going once in a while.
Review Source:First time at Booby Trap and I'm in here on my lunch break with my coworkers.
Walking in we get stopped by the door girl and she says it's $2 to get in which was funny to me because I've been to Happy hour at strip clubs all over this city and I never had to pay but hell we didn't complain it was just eighth quarters right?! So we walk in and it's nice size it didn't have the strip club funk (you kno that smell I'm talking bout). There was at least 20 girls there which was a surprise to me because it was one o'clock in the afternoon.
Hit the bar it's 2 for 1 thats always a plus, the food is free another plus they had a humidor with a decent selection of cigars but was.over priced and stale.
The dancers were all if anything pretty, some had nice bodies some was just females ya dig. Then you had the strippers with the big fake ass!! Now lets pause for a quick P.S.A. ladies listen we love you okay with or without ass we still gonna love you stop going and getting them damn ass shots to give you the ass that you always wanted Stop it!! Why stop because you look like a fool how is your ass bigger than you? Stop it then its looks uneven and it just doesn't work then to make it worst its brick hard. Â Now back to the Trap the dancers were cute but they was some begging ass broads oh damn they was begging worst than bums and crackheads it was a big turnoff.
I went to the women side--La Bare. All male strip club for women. I recommend coming on a Thursday if you plan on coming here. Because if you go online first you'll get a free entrance for two people--plus, each person receives one free alcohol beverage. The alcohol isn't expensive--vodka and orange juice $7.00. The service is okay. The music is very loud. All the male strippers walk about in their underwear. I personally, didn't think it was all that great because the guys weren't that good looking. If you want to touch them you can just give them dollars tips. By the way, when the male strippers perform they lip sing and wear ugly sneakers. That was a complete turn-off!!! Lucky, I got in for free.
Review Source:Before even getting in the door, BT charges their customers $3 to park. A parking fee.... really... wow.
I been here a few times and the place is an absolute dump. It is dirty and the lap dance room is even more disgusting to the point where I would rather get a table dance.
As for the ladies, there are very few attractive women.... very few and a good bit of them are just not entertaining dancers. Another thing is the women there hound you for dollars. After their performance, they do laps around the stage trying to milk everyone for a dollar. They literally will stand there till you give them a dollar to go away.
One funny thing is the food is good here; well at least the Churrasco Steak is good. I had a friend who worked here so she hooked it up with a Churrasco Steak and I must admit it is well cooked and tasty. I wonder if she added any extra seasoning. I hope not.
Do yourself a favor and find a different local strip club.