Burger King

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times... well I might as well just check into the loony bin and get it over with, now shouldn't I.

This is my third one-star review of a Burger King in two months...

I'm fairly certain at this point that Burger King deliberately hires the stupidest people walking the earth. Because at this point, I consider it impossible to walk into a Burger King without some sort of hassle, misstep, confusion, or outright mistake in the process.

I told the order taker I wanted Lettuce, Tomato, Onions and Cheese on my Whopper. She countered with "so, what do you want me to take off the burger?"

How the hell am I supposed to know? A Whopper's got ten different things on it, but you need me to deduce what I don't want instead of just telling you what I do want?! Beyond the deepest levels of insanity.

There was no ketchup out, there were no napkins out. When I asked for ketchup, she gave me three packets. Seriously?

It's funny that BK's motto is "Have it your way."

It's funny that BK's motto is "Taste is King."

From my visit to this location, it is apparent that the staff mantra is "service is pauper."

I waited five minutes in line before ANY employee walked to the counter.  When I handed the cashier a coupon, she looked puzzled and had to ask a co-worker to figure it out, which took even five more minutes for them to figure out.  Then we waited another ten minutes for them to give us our meals.

I wished that there was a constant person at the cashier taking orders.

The bathrooms looked like they were never cleaned.  There were no napkins in the holder.

Just eat at home or if you are on the road, bring your own food.

Just your usual crappy Burger King. But I guess sometimes you just need a quick "meal"

Just wanted another "first to review" haha