Well when i go its fun all u gotta do Is relax I like how they're greetings are they don't judge.people that complain dont even know how to enjoy life itself
A few tips before stepping in this mug:
-Pre-game it before coming
-Have plenty of crisp 1's iron them if you must
-Come before 6 it's free
-Wear basketball shorts & free ball it trust me
-Get a good seat
-Find a dancer you like & wait for her to perform
-Casually walk up to the stage & MAKE IT RAIN
-Return to your seat & wait for dancer
-Reap benefits of making it rain
-Go outside & have a smoke to celebrate
That's how a bawse does it!
Went a few months ago, and I'm finally catching up on yelp reviews I've yet to post...
First, the pics posted of the place are pretty accurate. Â It's a pretty good layout, but I can easily see it getting uncomfortably packed on a "big" night like a guest appearance by someone like Jenna Haze. Â One of the girls there confirmed with me that it does get pretty packed on those nights, so if you're claustrophobic, avoid those nights.
I forget what drink prices were like, and it's been a while, but I'll post for you the comments I quickly tapped out on my phone verbatim:
"Came in, needed pat down. 10 bucks cover. Parking lot at least half full. Stage separated by table. Take over control. Dubstep. Lil wayne. Candy. Dude with white wifebeater gettin love. Betty gave great dance"
"Take over control" is referring to Afrojack's song that came on, and "Dubstep" was a note that some of Nero's stuff was playing. Â If you don't know what dubstep is, then you're gettin kinda old, and you should probably be home spending time with your wife, not out gettin lapdances.
"Candy" refers to one of the girls who I thought was positively amazing on the pole! Â I always throw a few more 1's on stage for someone workin for their money, and she was a pleasure to watch.
I had to make a little note about the wifebeater guy cause:
1. the dress code is pretty lax here
2. you don't needa dress like a baller to get some attention
My buddy got a dance from Betty and he said, "those were the softest boobies I've ever felt." Â As a breast lover, I am definitely gonna revisit someday, and get a lapdance to confirm this myth.
I thought the girls were nice, and as Philip H mentions, the girls aren't too pushy. Â I wasn't there to spend money on lap dances, though my friends were, and the girls didn't suddenly turn cold toward me when I said no thanks.
On a side note, strip clubs have got to be one of the only places a guy can actually reject a girl! Â Go to a club, and work up the balls to talk to a female, and be prepared to get shot down left and right. Â But hit up a strip club, and you feel a little more [arguably false sense of] empowerment!
I'll be back. Â You should check it out. Â And don't be stingy with those 1's if you're sitting in front!
I love this place,
I've been here on 3 different occasions.
Twice on my own and once with my lady.
The price is right and the girls are awesome.
I wish real life was like this place.
Start w/ the $10 dance as a test drive before going for the VIP.
Some girls are definitely friendlier than others.
On a Saturday, 2 guys & 2 girls stopped to see some fun. The last time I was here it was topless with  alcohol. Now its all nude, even better!
The cover charge was minimal. The girls varied from " TJ" nastiness with mass stretch marks to super fine fake boob blond lesbian goddess.
Since I was with 2 girls whom like me + the strippers liked my girls = we all had a great time!!!!
Note: CG is much cheaper than Ecstasy. So are the girls. I approve.
Stopped in here on one of my Left Coast swings and was real disappointed in the quality of the dancers in terms of high expectations, this being California and all. They were cute but you can see a lot cuter most anyplace in So Cal, like the beach in San Diego, the beach side walkways in Mission and Pacific Beaches especially. Hell, just walking through the San Diego airport your head will turn more than it did here. I was pretty buzzed when I got here but I kind of remember it being so dark I could barely see the dancers. But that hides a lot of "flaws" so it may have been intentional. I still sort of remember the girls being friendly and not pushy for lap dances which I wasn't interested in anyway. I think we had a decent time so 3 stars it is.
Review Source:DISCLAIMER
THIS RATING IS REPRESENTATIVE OF MY OWN PERSONAL THOUGHTS OF WHAT WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBILITY SHOULD BE. Â IT PROBABLY WILL NOT REFLECT YOUR EXPERIENCE AT THIS PLACE. Â I WILL PROVIDE AN ADDITIONAL RATING IN MY REVIEW.
I RATE RESTAURANTS BASED ON WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBILITY, THEN ON FOOD AND GENERAL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. Â MY PERSONALS VIEWS ON WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBILITY INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING: Â ACCESSIBLE BATHROOMS, TABLE HEIGHT (PARTICULARLY IN BARS), ABILITY TO GET AROUND INSIDE WITHOUT TAKING 'SIDE TRIPS.'
ACCESSIBILITY REVIEW
Wheelchair parking. Â None. Â I thought there was a 1:25 ratio with that, meaning for every 25 parking spots, there needs to be at least 1 handicapped spot. Â Even if there aren't even 25 parking spots, which there aren't.
Steps: none. Â Not bad
Bar: Â All high, but can move the benches. Â It's a strip club, who cares. Â Not like you go there anyway to 'chat it up'.
Bathrooms: Â Now this is funny. Â There's a sign on the bathroom that says Men/Wheelchair on it (well it's a picture) yet you can't even fit a wheelchair in the doorway. Â Isn't that illegal? Â Oh well, who enforces ADA laws anyway. Â Maybe no one cares. Â I had to limit myself to one drink because of it. Â No biggie. Â At least one of the employees offered to let me use the employee bathroom courtesy of the manager. Â I was already leaving, though.
I told 'em I'm not coming back until they fix the bathrooms. Â I was told it'd be sometime in July before they fix them. Â They need a MUCH bigger parking lot, too, one with a handicapped spot would be nice. Â If they had one, I wouldn't have seen it. Â I even asked when I got there and I was told I was out of luck.
CLUB REVIEW
I don't really go to many strip clubs but I was bored. Â OK that's not the real reason but I'll just keep that to myself. Â Lap dances were $20 but they run 2-for-1 specials frequently. Â The dancer keeps her clothes on during the dance and for the most part, it's hands off. Â I don't remember the dancer's name, but it was well worth the $20, taking into consideration California strip club laws. Â It definitely wasn't an 'air dance.'
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