Hey guys, yeah you ... chill the fuck out! Â Seriously take that stick out yo ass, pop that culo and calm the fuck down ....You are in Breck, have a good time, why are you tying to have some sort of stuffy uber fancy fuck time? Â This place isn't about your caviar dreams, it is about poping it and smacking it. Â
Rant over:
there are three different areas, one more quiet 'intimate' space, the other is a larger louder area bathrooms are in this area, then the last room is a much bigger crazy free fuck for all ... If you go before 10p, it is a calm mellow place after 10 its a frat drunken orgy of hilarious and crazy, great people watching for sure!
Let's first talk about the drinks. Â The bartender guy, forgot his name. Â Was absolutely amazing, no joke, the two days I was here I only went to this dude. Â He is the thin tall guy with very short hair. Â The dude went out of his way to make us cool and freaking delicious drinks. Â I told him I had been in Peru so he decided to make me a pisco sour, no joke he had to run to the back to get the eggs for the drinks but hey he was stoked to make it and it was very good. Â Yeah I wrote eggs. Â He was also very quick.
Here is the truth, martini bar is kinda of a stretch, it is a border line dive. Â But hey if you are with your friends and you want to experience a collection of random people from all over in one space enjoying themselves then just go with it. Â Yes the music is very terrible, the worst DJ ever, no I have never heard a disco/dance version of lil wayne, it is pretty terrible but hilarious to watch people attempt to hip hop dance. Â I am going to assume that the majority of the clientele are from suburban square states with little multiculturalism, translation = they aint got no brown or black friends! This one girl was like having convulsions on the dance floor, i didn't know to laugh or dial 911. Â yes I know this colo-rad-oh is a square state, people were super nice though. Â Anyway I like this place, its fun to watch and if you are smart you make friends with the bartenders.