Club 390

Ok sooo...this is a very well put together club. The scene is awesome. Without a doubt I would rate the overall appearance as a 5. What turned me off about the club was the fact that none of the women there seemed to be interested in coming up to  our table, accept the black dancer (London) which by the way there was only 1, as we were the only black people there also. I love stripclubs and I'm a fan of any beautiful stripper so I have no problem or preference when it comes to her race. I have never been to a strip club that made me feel a bit uncomfortable about being there. Anywho, the location is a bit of a drive from the city (south loop area), but besides the obvious problems I stated it was an ok time. Unless  they get a few beckys who arent color stuck, I definately wont be back anytime soon. Shit, I had a better time at V.I.P's (a pasties club). Atleast the women there know why they are there, they are glad to be there and will gladly accept green money. IT DOESNT HAVE A RACE

Pros: Very dimly lit so you cant see which bitches are ugly, nice and big stage, nice layout, great management, oh and a variety of women to choose from

Cons: It was dead as a door knob (about 6 other custies besides my table of 4), 90% of the dancers were very standoffish

I'm giving it two stars because this place had a few very good looking strippers. It's only getting two stars because there's not enough seats, and the bartender was extremely rude to my group and I.

It's a lot "wilder" than Scores or Industrial.

Went here for again for my 30th B-Day!!!! I had a hell of a time. MILITARY GET IN FREE AND GET ONE FREE DRINK(only on thursdays I think). Even when admission isn't free, it was only $10 the previous time I went. I also got a free drink because it was my bday and the chick at the front desk liked my jokes and smiles. The drinks were kinda unecessary as I always have a bottle of some Bacardi in my trunk when I go out. The bartenders here were all female and beautiful. One of them had to get all shy-saditty because I talked about her good her fake ass titties looked in the pushup bra. She felt slightly dirty. Well, you do work in a place that show titties!!!! Anyways...

THE DANCERS!!!! There were two dancers that had my attention all night and they made sure to give me theirs. I forgot their names because I have the memory of an 80 y/o. One was this light skinned black chick with a very nice shape, slim in the waist and nipples the size of mini-meatballs.... so I called nicknamed her Meatballs... lol Meatballs took me to the back and grinded on me so good.... She re-adjusted my uhh "leg" with her ass then started to grind on just the tip.... VERY NICE....

The other chick was this white chick that love black dudes but didn't act/talk like a wigger. Her breath smelled like she finished smoking a blunt before she came to me. I didn't mind it though because she gave me like 3 free chair dances(b/c of my birthday I guess??) and sucked on my ear, grinded on me all night for me to take her to the back. But I didn't. I reached my spending limit. If only I've seen her sooner. Oh well....

I still give this place 4 stars!!! From what I hear about On The Border... this place is better than that!!