This place has changed a lot since the days of being attached to a few trailers towards the back. It seems more spacious, less confined than it used to be several years ago.
I went on a weeknight, place was not packed, makes sense early in the week.
The strippers were okay, and the lap dance area is good but not exactly hidden like the foxy lady. So free show for all I guess. A positive the strippers don't harass you like centerfold's / foxy lady. Yes I was asked to go to the champagne room, but I have learned that it's not worth the price + hidden fee's. The bar area is sortive funny / sketchy, it's all the way in the back, all the way. I guess I'd rather go to Stoughton than Brockton, so location helps. Don't use the atm, and of course drink beforehand.
Never going here ever again..... I can't really review what I didn't see. They(Malcom) seems to control the wave of people coming through the door by race and stereotypes. My friends and I(4 white guys) were patently waiting after they let a couple who were behind us go in before us. (A black couple) After 25 minutes of waiting. A wave of black guys come up behind us. There were about 6 of them. Malcom comes out and talks to them on more of a personal level, (swearing, and smoking with them)not professional at all. He eventually goes back inside and radios the other doorman tells us that Malcom said we can't come in because "we're too drunk". All of us haven't had anything to drink in the past 3 hours. We asked to talk to a manger and got nothing. We left and as we leave they let all of the 6 guys behind us in.(Malcoms buddies). We were not drunk at all, just a couple guys looking to do something out of boredom. I suggest everyone takes their money elsewhere. Foxy Lady is down the road about 5 minutes. Go there.
Review Source:Single Mom's need employment too. This place is such a dive but sometimes it is fun. Sometimes they get a handful of nice girls in here. It is no Foxy Lady, the place is small and you will be pressured to cough up money but usually a good time non-the-less. I like to support my local single moms.
Review Source:Sweet Baby Jesus, no. no. no. no. First off, $20 cover fee? For nooothing. All the girls look like crack heads- they were so skinny that you could legitimately see their ribs, and they were not attractive. There was one stripper who actually knew what she was doing, and all the others were just.. no. The waitress for some reason was hotter than the strippers- and the woman walking around asking to give back rubs.. I'm sorry but she was so ugly that she was even turned down in a strip club. They then had the little game where people can crumble their 1's into little balls and throw them into a shotglass that the stripper is holding on to... with her vagina. The little lesbian show was kind of weird. They ate each other out and seemed more excited to see each other than any of the clients, understandably. I also prayed when I got home, and I LOVE strip clubs. It was bad. I wouldn't recommend it.
Review Source:I'm disappointed I have been going here for years and have made it a ritual to go after every home pats games. I went on 9/1/11 with a buddy and to my surprise we were not allowed in. The door guy (big black dude if that matters) said he smelt alcohol. I explained (wearing a pats jersey) that I just came from the game and the clown behind me spilt beer on me. I was clearly not drunk. Â I understand he has a job to do so I'm blaming him (he's just a puppet). He knew we were not drunk and smiled after turning us away, which pissed me off!! We were very adult about it and just went to a bar (saved us from spending 200+ each). Â To be honest the place has gone down hill (real ghetto) I also will have to reschedule a bachelor party bus stop here as well. I will be going to the Golden Banana from now on. Â It's out of my way but the place is 100% better in all ways. Girls are hands down better looking, building is set up is better, and the people are better!!
Review Source:Here is my night, I buy a 6 pack and a couple nips at 5pm, head my girls house and have a few beers and dinner. After left I on the way back decided to stop by Alex'sat around 1145, empty my pockets of all the pens and condoms (not allowed) and inadvertently left a nip in my coat pocket.
I offered to throw it out , leave it outside ect. They tell me not tonight your not getting in so come back another time. (Are you serious?) Needless to say never again am I dropping $150 dollars in that place! Even if they are the next town over I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Seriously People... Rating a Strip Club??? Girls are Nude, Beer is Expensive, Food?? Well just just say "I'm not that daring!" Bikers Welcome...
FUNNY STORY: My buddy and I stopped on a Sunday Afternoon and I think we where the only ones not on a sex offender list!!! Probably 10 other dudes all there stag... These are definitely the creepy dudes your mother warned you about.
Good things:
-Drink prices are tolerable
-Lap dances are only $15
-"Dollar Dances"- for 20 minutes, a lap dance costs a buck.
-Lesbian shows, if you call them that. its more like 2 women writhing and spazzing out on top of each other, nothing hot
-Bouncer's are friendly
-Give out free XXX movies
Bad things:
-The girls. Most were fat, most were ugly. The only attractive one was Sapphire, and when I bought my friend a dance from her, he said that she wanted some cocaine. No, not good.
-The people that go. Seriously, I think I saw some drug dealers in that place, in addition to nerdy looking guys who looked more in place at a Star Wars convention than a strip club. No, that stripper does not wanna trade pokemon cards, stop asking.
-The fact that the waitresses are way hotter than the strippers, so you cant see them naked. damn, what a shame
-The ATM fee is $10. Sweet lord, you just read that right.
Going here once is enough.
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Alex's is not as skanky as they come. Â But it's still skanky. Â Then again, maybe you want a little skank in your strip joint, so this is why I'm giving it three stars instead of the two I'm inclined to give. Â
Yes, I'm a chick and I've been to a bunch of strip clubs, and I know which ones are better than others. Â And so you understand my point of view... Â I'm not into chicks (I likey the boy parts), I just don't have a problem with strip clubs and often rather find them entertaining (plus it's a novelty for dudes when chicks'll go, even if they're just friends, so it's pretty much a free night out).
Tip about Alex's...
- The waitresses are hotter than the strippers. Â When I asked a waitress why, she replied because SHE doesn't have to be naked to make money. Â Seems fair enough to me.
- They have Johnny Walker Blue but don't realize how much they can mark it up so only charge $15 a glass (given that a generic beer is $7....). Â Or they used to, anyway, but if they read this review that'll likely change. Â
- The chick that walks around giving backrubs looks like she really gets into it... I imagine this means you'll get a quality massage.
- They get totally naked (unless you count the stripper heels, or boots, that never come off). Â I love the ones they don't wipe the pole down after the chick before her snailed all over it. Â Meck!
- The cover charge varies depending on who's performing. Â Call ahead to see.
Also, when I was at Alex's once, one of the bouncers hit on me all night. Â Flattering, given he probably has his pick of naked skanks.
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