Coffee Gone Wild

so i usually go to Natte Latte on my drives to Port Angeles. But this time I thought I should try the next place over because my last two Natte Lattes weren't GREAT. they were just GOOD.

So I pull over at this place and there's this crazy line of cars.
Then I read the name. Coffee Gone Wild.
ooooooooh.

So when my car pulls up there are not one not two not three but FOUR HOT BABES IN PASTIES MAKING COFFEE OH MAN. FANTASTIC, RIGHT?

NO. Because I don't CARE. You look HOT but your coffee isn't GREAT and an americano cost $4.25. Add a dollar for tip and that is a FIVE TWENTY FIVE COSTING MEDIUM AMERICANO. Gimme a break here.

On Arrested Development you would be called Coffee with Low Self-Esteam.
Natte Latte 4 LYFE