I still love this place, but what happened??? Â Everyone there was wearing shirts with collars and they had decent beers on tap. Â
Something is wrong with this picture... Â they are about to lose their "dive bar" status.
Good burgers, nice and greasy! Â Cheap food and cheap drinks. Â Just don't wear a shirt with a collar.
Dive bar! Â
My dad apparently likes to go to Dover Gardens from time to time. Â The Gardens are the epitome of a dive bar.
- Wooden exterior: CHECK
- An interior that doesn't have too much light: CHECK
- Cheap beer on tap (in this case, Labatt's Blue): CHECK
- Keno!: CHECK
- Losing at Keno! : CHECK
- A place where bands can play: CHECK
- Bartenders: CHECK
It's a nice awesome dive bar that has everything a dive bar should have: Â sports stuff, keno, gambling, bands apparently. Â All good stuff.
It's a dump, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Â This may be the one place in the Cleveland metropolitan area were I have not run into a douchebag wearing Ed Hardy/Affliction/Tapout.
In other words, you'll find real salt of the earth people here doing what should be done in a tavern...drinking.
The Dov, DG's, Dirty Gardens, I don't think anyone has actually called it Dover Gardens Tavern since the early 90's. Â The thing about Dover Gardens is no one in their right mind goes here to start off their night. Â Never is it a good idea to say hey what do you feel like doing tonight, I feel like going to the Dov! Â It just doesn't happen. Â Dover gardens, much like a late night Taco Bell stop, comes somewhere after way too many beers and at least 2 or 3 shots. Â Dover Gardens is just a bad booze induced destination. Â It's like the yikes I was hooking up with that, why didn't you stop me of bars. Â However what always seems like a great idea at Beer:30 turns into a what the hell are we doing here again moment. Â
Westlake has three places that if every hit by a tornado would make the city a better place. Â The first is the den of sin that is the trailer park on Center Ridge filled with dopers, junkies and addicts. Â The second are the apartments not too far down the road on Center Ridge that acts as housing for ex-cons and more than a couple sexual predators. Â The third is the Dover Gardens. Â
It's just a giant sore thumb that beckons in weary passengers who lack better judgment on Detroit Road. Â It's not like they are cheap, and the majority of the food comes from the fryer. It's dark, dank and just looks dirty. Â I don't care how many times you mop or sweep the place the dark painted wood makes the place look like even more of a dump than it is. Â The ceilings are stained, and the bathrooms smell like raw sewage, the floors are not level, and surface areas are sticky. Â The place overall just reeks of an owner who seems to not really give a shit. Â
Somehow they get a decent little crowd on the weekends. Â I have no idea how but they have a decent little following. Â I expect hate mail based on this review just because it has happened before from fans of the place. Â However they have no internet presence at all. Â It's 2010 bars, clubs restaurants, dumps, dives or 5-stars get a damn website. Â They have a stage that is usually used for karaoke. Â The karaoke was so bad last night we actually had to leave. Â While I understand there is no such thing as great karaoke this was just God awful. Â
Dover Gardens Tavern is not a horrible bar. Â I have seen much worse. Â It just happens to be in a more affluent city that likes its bars clean and sterile. Â I don't hate the place but it's just not a bar that is ever on my radar until someone suggests it in a drunken stupor. Â I'll go here like once or twice a year based on these factors, but I am never excited when I get there. Â While service is usually pretty good, and the bartenders are pretty hot if this place were to close down tomorrow I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. Â There is promise here because of the excellent location yet they never capitalize on that. Â Upgrades are band-aid fixes, and menu changes. Â If someone came in here with a few bucks this could be one of the coolest dives in the Cleveland area. Â It just won't happen any time soon.
Ok, being from California I didn't think I would ever find Dollar Pints. Â They have them here. Â Wen't here on a whim, doesn't look like much from the outside and is your typical Bar on the inside. Â Pool tables in back some Pub tables and a Bar in front with a small stage for I am assumiung local bands. Â We went on a Friday night and it was a very good time. Â They had Kareoke and an awesome mix of people. Â Just an all around fun atmosphere. Â Even it was our first time there it didn't seem like it. Â We felt welcomed and had a great time the Staff was friendly and even when it got really packed they always made it around to the table. Â We will definately be going back.
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