Johnny G's

I went here during the Stars & Stripes festival, so it was probably busier than normal.  But that doesn't really excuse how crappy everything was.

It was very crowded - shoulder to shoulder for the most part.  So service didn't really exist.  If you wanted something, you had to ask for it.  They were just too overwhelmed to pay attention.  It was also very hot.  It was much cooler outside than inside the bar.  Which leads me to believe that they don't have AC or their AC was non-functional at the time.

The worst part of the experience was the drinks.  Tiny tiny tiny little plastic cups.  I ordered a jack & coke, and there was barely anything there.  Take a small plastic cup, fill it with ice, and you don't have room for much liquid.  Terrible.

I don't know how the food is, because we didn't bother to order any.  I don't think the food could be anywhere near good enough to justify how lousy everything else is.

I can't think of any reason to come here, honestly.

I'll start this review with an anecdote about something I saw here:

A table of guys order a round of Irish Carbombs. The Guinness comes in clear 8 oz solo cups, filled less-than-half full. The Jameson/Bailey's was in 1 oz plastic cups. When dropped into the beer, the shots floated on top of the beer instead of sinking.

Oh yeah, and I guess they were eight bucks.

Just one reason why Johnny G's is probably my least favorite bar in Mount Clemens. I'm sad to say that I can't really name any redeeming qualities of this place.