Lido Lounge

If you notice, theres 1 star. Now, dont get it twisted, I love this place, that one star is like a 5 but a 1...? Anyways, a dance and a nightcap is on your mind, set your GPS this direction. Girls may not be the prettiest, but they'll rub one out with some meshies on. Anyone from this side of town knows the legendary Lidos, i whatever respect you would like to look at it? On a good drunken night, this is the last place you should be before you head home. Thanks girls, keep up the good/grimy work youre known for....

The Lido is an interesting place.  

On one hand it's a total sh*t stain of a titty bar, and usually has girls that are not too easy on the eyes.  On the other hand this places seems to be where decent lookers go if they get fired from one of the, ahem, classier establishments.

There's a VIP area that seems to be open to pretty much anyone who feels like walking in.

Enter at your own risk, and make sure you have hand sanitizer.

Need to be loaded by the time you get here, rule one.
Two, girls may not be the prettiest but neither are you, that's why you paying to see some pussy.
Correction to other review: This place in not like Pinky's or Ambers.
Pinky's was heaven on earth. Best bang for your buck by far.
Ambers is a bit pricier and has a nipple makeup requirement.
They are not the dregs of Cleveland's adult entertainment world, what was the place that got drummed out cause of Tremont's gentrification, some sorta fox? That was worse.
A few years ago I went by myself and walked up to some lady wearing Ann Bancroft in the Graduate type Merry Widow (which should have tipped me off for what was to come).
When she turns around it was like this Amazing Stories I saw when I was little about a guy who invents a scientific solution that turns magazine pictures into real life. First he did it with a poodle and that worked out good but when he did it to a CheeseCake photo the lady had her face down, and when she looked up, SHE WAS REALLY A SKELETON.
So when the lady turned around it was sorta like that. But I'm a gentleman in a club for me so I got a dance. Old lady stale cigarette smoke sorta does it for me in a way.
I'm scum, but I will be angelic trash and scum. And a plain creep.
Another time I went to the VIP with a girl who took me out right away cuz she didn't like the sorta people that were already in there and showed me a rebel flag tattoo.
There usually a few pretty girls, but gotta warn ya, the good looking sophisticated guys like me are usually monopolizing there attention.