Little Caesar's Pizza Treat

The pizza tastes like all Little Caesar's but what stands out is the excellent customer service! Even if I move I will keep coming back to this location. You can't beat awesome customer.

oh honey.

how is this sleazy's unreviewed?

this is above and beyond the best little caesars in the city.  BY FAR.  and i am a hot and ready connoisseur like no other.  first.  let me just say, i used to live approximately 5 blocks from this location for a year.  AN ENTIRE YEAR.  and i never went here.  i dont know what i was thinking, but i'm embarrassed that i ever went anywhere else.  they have a drive through.  FOR SERIOUS.  they have to tilt the box to get it out the window, but whatevs.  i'm not above it.  and their crazy bread?!  makes me crazy!  omnomnom.

the kid who works the window is some sort of pizza genius.  no matter what you order, or how many things you order, before you can even complete the word, he shouts back to you the running tab.  its pretty amazing.  its fun to keep adding dipping sauces to the end just to see him go.

watch out for the stout mexican man with a meximullet who hangs out in the parking lot.  he flashed his red lacy ladies thong from underneath a baggy dirty starter jacket at me and my roommate while we were leaving.  sir, no thank you.  i come to sleazy's for hot and ready pizza, not hot and ready cross-dressing men.  its not enough to make me stop coming here though.  just lock your doors and unlock your windows.

sidenote:  its on the way home from the best target in the city.  dangerous.

No. For serious.

I haven't been the same since this sleazy's came into my life. To think I thought living next to the Kmart Pizza Station Shit Sam-a-lama was a blessing. Nuh uh honey. I was sooooo wrong.

The drive to this Little Caesar's is always fun because I can reminisce about our days in Pilsen and how much of a shithole that neighborhood is. Then, we get to the drive-thru at Pizza Treat and watch as the magical attendant passes box after box through that window.

SUCH A TREAT.