Lumpy's Tavern

Despite a name that conjures mental images of tumors and disease, this is not a bad place to spend an evening bathing in local culture and down-on-your-luck charm. An oft tweeky/drunky patronage presents a full palate of local colour with which to paint your Jackson Pollock masterpiece of Dundee experience. Whether you seek an update on the latest trifflin' trailer park drama, paranoid anti-socialist conspiracy theories, melt-your-face-off guitar solos on the jukebox, the hottest in quippy bumper sticker intolerance, or to kick off the liveliest of nature vs. nurture debates; Lumpy's is the perfect garnish to your Oregon wine country experience. Tweek forward, aged in a blend of vomit and stale beer, the finish is notable hints of mania, inhibitionless karaoke, cigarette smoke, plight of man, and Oregon Lotto spice. Lumpy's is a memorable vintage.

After a long day imbibing the high-falutin', pretentious hobby fruit of the one percent, don't miss the chance to wash away the taste of loud, cackling bleach blonde new money in embroidered jean bedazzlement with a refreshing swig of what makes Oregon the state we can afford to love.

Finally, when your breath is too high-proof to deliver your party safely home and you've found yourself sleeping in the parking lot, wipe the moisture from the inside of your car windows to find: Lumpy's serves breakfast!

Lumpy is just a few minutes from my house and I have dropped in a couple times. The staff is super friendly, the drinks & food are priced well and it is clean and cozy.

I did notice there are only a couple small TV's so it would not be my pick for Football season.

My husband & I dropped in for breakfast over the weekend. I had a half order of biscuits and gravy with a fried egg with a Salty Dog, he had a loaded omelet and a coffee, the damage was less than $20. The food is good, and there are not many breakfast options in my area.

The advertise happy hour specials and karaoke, I'll be back for both.

Great bacon cheeseburger and very friendly regulars who will entertain you.