This is what I wrote in a Google review too. Â I swear that the pics online were shot by a talented photographer because the place doesn't look anywhere near that good. Â
Also, I tried and went to almost everything that this place had to offer to give it a chance even though I was turned off the moment I walked around the main part of the club with my SO. The place looks okay or a little better online, but very bland in person. I have been to other swinger clubs (in MD and DC), and this one is by very, very far the worse of them, there's just no comparison whatsoever.
Anyway, the main part looks no better than a roadside restaurant lounge w/ dance floor and had your run-of-the-mill lights bouncing around the dance floor. There's a standard small cafeteria kitchen with standard budget finger food that we didn't touch. Past that to the left, you have a group area where there are 3-4 separate high beds covered by red curtains in a super basic living room-looking area. The beds were not the least bit luxurious-looking or sexy, and they were stiff- which isn't a bad thing if you're into that. In these areas, throughout the night, we saw only mild nudity of private parts (just from women) and oral sexual activity hidden by someone's head. Keep in mind that this was a COUPLES NIGHT on a SATURDAY when the club is supposed to get the MOST ACTION going in general, and we made sure to be there between 11 P.M. through 2-3 in the morning to give things a chance to heat up to their prime. We kept going back and forth between the areas to check on the action throughout the night. There was way more action than this in similar areas in the other swinger clubs I have gone to.
So, we went to another area that was loungy and was even less impressive-looking. Then, we headed to the locker rooms to change into towels to go to the more exclusive area, hoping to see much more action and much more decorative rooms and such. Action? Yes, finally in the window rooms and open door rooms to a fairly full extent. No threesums + though, just couples- even in the group private room. Visual appeal of the rooms and corridors and private lounge area? Sooo incredibly minimal and bland, especially the rooms (which each looked like someone on a whim decided to put up four little walls and shove a couple mattresses with sheets on them in there to complete the package) and corridors, with no thematic changes at all- all of which I'm not used to. The running theme is that there is no theme anywhere except "looks like your run-of-the-mill club on a small budget".
We were horrified to find that there appeared to be no safe clean policy with the rooms; no change of sheets after you're done. We saw semen stains and/or condom wrappers in each empty room we were in when we were going to have our own intimate moment. Again, not something I'm used to at other swinger clubs. How this place ever won an award, let alone the impressive ones listed on its site, I have no idea. I just know that I waaaaaaay overpaid with 40 bucks (online for one-month couple membership or 50 bucks in person) and 85 bucks for the two of us. The other clubs that are extremely far superior to this one were also a lot cheaper...OH THE IRONY!
Im in the Biz, and after work, my friend took me here...W0W...and i thought we had a freak show at <a href="/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mekkamiami.com&s=54bf1534b93f03eb1b065f4b4fae8d81cdceb46f12ec7fb814739b1181e7746f" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.mekkamiami.com</a> Best Swingers Club Ever.
Back in the day i Managed The Playhouse South, another swingers club in south dade, now deceased. once again...W0W
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Although Miami Velvet is not my First Swingers club it is now one of my favorites. Before my boyfriend and I met I owned a 3 month single female membership which was only $25. Now that I'm all paired up the couple membership is $75 for three months or you could splurge and spend $200 on the year member ship. Aside for the membership fee you also need to pay the nightly fee which can range from $45-$85 for couples Single ladies pay no more than $25 any night.
Aside from the membership you also get plenty of amenities such as lockers, towels, 2 different sobe style dance areas and a breakfast buffet with made to order treats. Also included is a BYOB bar with complimentary mixers Yes you do have to provide your own alcohol but in the end it makes sense you don't need to worry about bringing extra cash for drinks and at the end of your night you simply take the rest of your bottle home. It is a little pricey but you truly are getting your money worth.
FAQs:
Do you have to get naked ?
Absolutely not! (Unless you want to.)
Do I have to participate ?
No-pressure atmosphere and welcoming members  staff. Go at
your own pace and find your groove that you're comfortable with.
I'm single. Will I feel out of place?
If you're respectful and friendly, no. If you're a single gentleman, please check out the site for more help. Even if you're a single lady, you won't be intimidated by Miami Velvet. Our staff is always on hand to ensure that anyone who might pose a potential discomfort is quickly dealt with.
One of the Best things about Miami Velvet is that I don't get hassled and hit on by every guy like a regular club. Swinging isn't for everyone but its a great experience whether you just like to watch or be watched this place has something for Every one. Just make sure you visit the " The Love Chair" It's my favorite  *wink*
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