Miss Ashley's Boarding House Buffet

I never thought I would ever say this, but this has to be the grossest buffet I have ever had.  In my entire life.  And I mean this literally.  This coming from a guy who gives McDonald's 3 stars on average, for your reference.

Parking is available in a lot outside the casino.

The lunch buffet was about $14 a person.  The food area looked quite large at a glance, and the seating area was somewhat decent.  The praise ends here.

I don't even know how it's possible to mess up food this badly.  The corn was shriveled up (decent taste though).  The rice was crunchy and bland.  They even messed up the fried chicken (how is this possible??).  The beef was tasteless.  The pasta salad was mushy.  I could go on..

I could literally feel my stomach churning as I choked down each mouthful, very slowly.  This churning sensation only happens to me once every 2 years or so.  Well, it happened here.

The only decent item on my plate (see pic) was the ham.  The ham and the corn were the only 2 items that didn't make my stomach churn.

While eating, my friends and I looked at each other.  Yeah, it wasn't just in my head.

My friends and I actually left hungry from here.  I don't even think my friends finished their 1st plates.

The dessert section was somewhat decent (2 stars), but you can't exactly mess up pineapple slices.  The cake tasted a bit funky, but at least it didn't make my stomach churn.

Totally wish my friend's data plan had worked (very spotty reception) at this location, or we would've gone to Denny's next door.  At least that probably would've been a 3-star experience.  And we would've saved a few bucks as well.

My friends and I have been joking about this one particular buffet ever since.  I can see why Denny's next door (inside the casino) does very well.

The absolute WORST buffet I have ever been to in my life.  The only thing that was really edible was the lettuce and the ranch. Salad bar consisted of, lettuce, tomatoes, olives, and cucumbers.  There was potato, macaroni, and pasta salad, but all looked runny.  The watermelon was WHITE. The meatloaf and most of the turkey & chicken dishes looked like they came straight out of a Banquet TV dinner.  They did have some rolls, which were ok, but no real butter.  Only Promise...WTF...who wants fake Promise crap on their roll?!  The desserts had all been previously frozen.  My friend chose the blackberry pie, and the filling was as thick and as dark as tar.  Horrifying.  It was very obvious every employee hated their job and each other.  I would never come back here!!

This place really deserves NO STARS its THAT bad!  Not one item they serve is made on the premises! Everything came frozen and was heated up or dumped right out of a can and placed on the steam table!  To say it is hideous is an understatement!  UGH  they should have paid me to eat there!