Salty Dog

Lets see , first  i walk in with two friends, we still down and have a 40 something white trash fatty with no pants on that was drunk take our drink order. bud light , bud , and coke,  she repeats the oder back bud light, miller light ,coke?  no bud , bud light, coke   she repeats bud, miller light, coke right?   jesus  yeah fine  lol.  the drunk bartender also cooks the food,   not a good idea,   no gloves, never washed her hands once! even after smoking outside leaving the bar unattended for 10 mins, (should have took a bottle of liq) :)   ordered a burger with lettuce tomato, cheese and no onion,  and skinny fries,   i got fat potato wedges, and a cheese burger with nothing on it!, lay off the shots sweetie!!! It was 5 pm on a monday  jesus ,  then the bill came, well sort of ,  never got a bill she just said we owe 21$ lol     ohhh fyi, ask the bartender what kind of scotch they have,   she looked down and said we dont have scotch tape! then her saggy boob fell out of her shirt!   please put a bra on these trashy girls,   i would like to eat my food without getting crabs, or food poisoning .  wont be back!  good place to go if your feeling bad about yourself,  check out the staff and crowd, you will feel alot better about your life! :)

I caught herpes and other STDs from just sitting on the chairs over there.  I tried to re-enact the risky business scenes with a waitress and some guy with a piston tattoo just kicked me in the nuts.

I agree with the other reviews, they need a pirate flag. In support of this idea, I am going to write my review as a pirate.

Arrrrr matey! Welcome aboard the Salty Dog. Hope you brought your sea legs because this boat is about to set sail to dive bar paradise.

Shiver me timbers. Make sure you watch your step as you board or you might tumble down to the galley. There's seating around the bar for a dozen scallywags and a table in the corner for a small group of landlubbers (bare with me, I'm almost out of piratey things to say).  

Blow me down... there are plenty of Grog specials here as long as you like cheap beer (Bud, Miller, etc.) and well drinks. Make sure you bring cash or you'll walk the plank... or use the ATM in the corner. They don't accept plastic or booty. They have normal bar grub, I've tried the seasoned fries with chili and cheese and lived to tell the tale.

The Cap'n watches over the bar in the crow's nest and during Christmas time, they switch him out for Santa Claus. I have never went exploring, but I believe the 'poop deck' is downstairs (pirate pun intended). There is an upstairs that is no longer in use, which has some tables and a DJ booth (too dark to make anything else out), and I wish that they would bring that back. I'm assuming it hasn't been used since the Bee Gees were in the top 10, but I didn't ask. Overall, I give it 5+ stars for being a dive bar/boat, but I have to rate this fairly against other establishments so 2 stars.