Theo's Billiards

I was playing Xbox with my friend Skyler on Friday and I was like, "Hey, let's hit up a bar."

He was like, "Good call."

So we were about to go to Chili's when all of a sudden Brenice calls up and she's like, "Come down to Corpus."

I'm like, "What the F?  Corpus sucks."

She's like, "No, for real, my friend's band's playing."

I was about to hang up on her ass but then she was like, "They're playing for a burlesque troupe."

I remembered that back in the 40's they called strippers burlesque or some shit so I was like, "Skyler, we're going to Corpus."

He was like, "No crap."

Fast forward 3 hours later and me and Skyler are sitting at the bar at Theo's drinking Lone Star and chatting up some ladies.  The band that was playing there was pretty tight for being kind of goth and even though the strippers were all tatted up and had these freakin covers on their nips, they were hot.

Anyway, we got blasted and passed out in the car in front of the Family Dollar.  Skyler threw up in my freakin cup holder.  Douche.

Ladies - 6
Drinks - 7

great service. fun atmosphere! spacious pool room.