Uncle Eddie's

Located on Salsibury Beach, this is a local dive bar open year round.  Very easy parking during the winter months but I'm sure it's a bitch once the nice weather arrives.  Not fancy at all here!  This is not the TV show Cheers!  Anyway, live band rock the house on the weekends and last night was no exception.  Beers are cheap enough, $3.50 for a Bud Lite bottle.  They also have a few beers on tap.  No food here but once you arrive here, you won't want to eat here! It's just a kick ass place to have a few beers and rock out!

Skeezy B., your review had me laughing my ass off!  Spot on, UE's is a "dive bar," and you'll find mostly locals there (during off season, at least).  All year round, they have a lot of talented local bands playing.  In fact, for live rock at the beach, it doesn't get better...  The cover, when there is one, is not much - a couple of bucks usually.  Dancing, people watching, good music.  You really need to experience it.

In May they hold an amazing fund raiser for the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer (2013 will be its 7th year).  Local talent donates their time, there are raffles, and a small donation/cover.  All money raised that night goes to the cause (Team Charlie's Angels - Avon Walk for Breast Cancer, Boston).  In fact, Uncle Eddie's holds different fund raisers over the year and is always there to lend a hand to locals in need.

The staff is friendly, the service is great, and they are a generous and big-hearted group of people.  Check it out!

How in the good names of Richard Simmons and Jesus Christ, (otherwise known as the same person), has no one written an actual review of Uncle Eddie's? Someone went through the time to enter this establishment onto Yelp, but not to actually offer their opinion. Could it be because they were too frightened to venture past the handful of retiring junkies out front, stumbling in place while simultaneously pounding their bud bottles, fully inhaling their Mustang unfiltered cigarettes and complaining about how they can't get a drivers license in New Hampshire anymore? Or perhaps they peered through the dirt-stained glass door and were terrified about the Pantera/Rick Springfield cover band on stage and they turn and fled.

Thier loss.

Lots of people say they like "dive bars". Bull shit. You don't know what a dive bar is. Just because they have a jukebox and domestic beer in the can doesn't make them a dive bar. When you can walk into a place and play Big Buck Hunter, Golden Tee and punch something to display your strength all within 10 feet of each other, you're off to a good start. When you can't determine whether the person playing pool is a man or a woman due to their stained sweatpants/fanny pack combo and short cropped hair? Weave? Rug? You're getting warmer. When the band comes on and the singer uses a megaphone for his Godsmack cover, you know you have made it.

Not every night is this terrifying. In fact, they have live entertainment quite often and a lot of the bands are good. A small dance floor, and the fact that it's in Salisbury lead to some amazing close encounters on the dance floor. In the summertime you might feel like you need a full length body condom just to navigate around the stage. But I'm sure you're fine.

Full bar available, and they take cards, which amazed the shit out of me. I thought for sure it was going to be cash, grass or ass to drink here. Come on down and mix it up a bit. Then you can go back and tell your lazy friends what a real dive feels like.