Uptown Loft

This place obviously has its own crowd...one that I am not a part of when coming from work in a cute business dress and heels.  Or really one that I'm never part of.  I was meeting someone who suggested this place I'd never heard of and when I walked in I thought I must have had the wrong place.  I'm sure the people there thought I had the wrong place, too.  To make matters even worse I actually tried to order a glass of wine and they looked at me like I was crazy.  I deserved that.  It should have been more obvious to me that the only thing on that menu was Boone's Farm.

In my defense I'm not used to places with "Loft" in the name being so dingy.  I would have been way more comfortable in jeans and a shirt I pulled out of the bottom of the hamper and some Virginia Slim perfume.

Trashy, crowded, unorganized, expensive.

If you're a fan of Alpharetta white trash, white people who are trying to be black, unorganized events, and an owner who just cares about how much $$ is in his pocket at the end of the night, rather then CUSTOMER SATISFACTION (which should be #1 on most owners lists') this is the place for you.

Don't have events (i.e. Beer Pong Tournaments, Jell-O Wrestling, etc.) when they are not going to be organized at all. If you're going say something starts at 10, start it at 10. Thirty minutes late would've been fine but... TWO HOURS?! Just so the owner can make a few extra bucks... that says a lot.
Then when its down to the final teams in the tournament the cop in the place takes all the cups off the table and just says "It's 2AM, I don't give a F***, you can't be in the building", with no intervention from the owner at all. So basically everyone wasted $10 to get in the tournament, with no payout to the winner cause everyone had to get out of the building.

If you like a bunch of White Trash prostitots, yes prostiTOTS prancing around, giving you dirty looks, acting like they're better then you, then this is the place for you. It is full of them.

The staff is the best part of the place. They're the only reason I gave this poor excuse of a club 2 stars instead of 1.  (Except for the latino sumo-wrestler'esque bouncer who has no clue what he's doin.)

Save your money, use it for gas to get down to Buckhead or Midtown cause I guarantee you'll have a better time there, that is...unless you like trampy 17 year old A.T. (Alphatrash)