The Vogue - or the Old, as I liked to call it - is the original Alligator Lounge, or the Wrinkle Room - this place has so many names. Â They had beds in the back of the club - as if! It's the Bob Hope crowd in here - lots of lonely, desperate women that think Joan Collins and Linda Evans are still relevent. Â As soon as you pull into the parking lot and see the Oldsmobile, Lincoln and Mercury Grand Marquis touring sedans, you know that you've landed on Planet Geriatrica. Â The DJ's here are young enough to be the patrons grandsons. Â The outfits are crazy - very DYNASTY, padded shoulders and clunky jewelry, and I LOVE LUCY red dyed hair. Â The men think they are Robert DeNiro in CASINO - loads of cranberry and turquoise silk, matching sunglasses, very old Miami when Hebrew mobsters hung out at ice cream colored hotels w/French names - I stole that from Truman Capote, by the way. Â It's like a meeting of the AARP. Sadly, I don't think this place exists...thanks for the memories, my friend.
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