After Dark

AH HELLZ NAH!  

Why not:
- A stank homeless person asked me for $5 to watch my ride on the street...so no other stank homeless people would use it as a port-a-john (that was a good investment).

- The bartender was an elderly topless lady with giant jelly rolls (such a shame, all that jelly and no toast)

- As I walked around the bar area, it was like watching soft-porn...patrons and "dancers" all getting cinemax-busy on the barstools...DO NOT SIT ON THOSE STOOLS...YUCK

- The "dancers" were def Newark/Elizabeth locals...visible c-section scars, cuts on their bodies, tattoos everywhere...and soooo outta shape (well, round is a shape)

- The draw....$3 beers and $1 lap dances...YAH HURD ME...$1 lap dances.  And it's 100% "hands-on".  

- Fellas, you better bring industrial strength hand sanitizer....you KNOW where these "ladies" have been.

- Ladies, this is EXACTLY the kinda spot your man hits up when he says he's meeting the boys "for a drink"

** Dammit, after reading my review I'm changing my review to AH HELLZ YEA! **