Alligator Alley at the Castle

Alligator Alleys Country Castle.
"Country Castle" makes about no sense to me but still made for a fun theme.
Riding through the middle of Kissimmee you may happen to pass by a giant green castle called Alligator Alley. I know this may be a little strange but trust me, go in and experience one of the largest, countrified bars in town.

Now I know country bars aren't usually the hottest thing around, but we've all been to them "some of us more than others," and you must admit there's a good time to be had. The fun from a place like this usually stems from the drunken, uncoordinated attempts at line dancing, and the head turning, mechanical bull riding.
Oh by the way men, stay off the dam bull. I know it may seem like a fun time but it's really for the sake of bouncing female parts. And you can't say it's for the challenge because unless the bull has a heartbeat it's NOT A SPORT. So please do us all a favor and spare us your idiotic nut wrenching and inevitable wedgie pulling excuse for a bull ride, and get your ditsy blond bimbo of a girlfriend on the mechanical monster because that action is the real entertainment. Especially the part where the bull wins.

In comparison the fact that Alligator Alley is much larger than Cowboys with two floors, the second of which gives you a full view of the dance floor and bull rides, makes it a much better time than Cowboys (which still isn't saying much.)
They of course have a very good staff and plenty of ways to keep your glass full. The music is all country which means I really couldn't give you a real opinion of it, but the sound quality is good and the rednecks seem to love it.
I also hear they have near daily events like truck pulls and motorcycle washes.
So I highly recommend if you want something a little different from the average club scene, and if your into the country thing then there's no better place to be.