Bare Exposure

So if you want the truth about this place here it is. Went to a friends bachelor party last night, we had a blast! Yes, it sucks that you can't buy alcohol in the club, but it is beer, wine, or champignon! And yes, it does suck that they don't allow your cell phone inside but they will hold it for you for 5$ with no worries of it disappearing. As far as reading all these reviews about the beat downs, they are true.. But it's all for fun an games, you pay them to beat grooms ass, but he deserves it and it is hilarious!

The girls there are mainly hot, all fat asses, some had no breasts, but you tell me where a strip club is with all 10s without spending all of p-diddys money.

All in all, a great time.

Let me just start off by extending my sincerest heart felt apologies to the ladies who work here.

It's not that I didn't like you, it's just that after watching some of you and your co-workers beating the absolute f*cking sh*t out of some of the patrons who felt that it might not be completely retarded to go up on stage and sign a waiver, in the dark no less, I felt just a little bit vulnerable and my self defense instincts just naturally kicked in. So if you're gonna come grab me or stick your hands up my shirt, just make sure that I see you coming. That's how we avoid accidents.

With that being said, some of these bitches are on steroids. I'm sure of it. How else does a 120 pound girl lift up a 200+ pound dude off the floor by his boxers? I've seen UFC fights with less people screaming OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!! at the same time. I've never been to prison, but I now realize why some people do something absolutely f*cking insane their first day there in order to not get f*cked with. The only way I'd go on stage is if I was in a full hockey goalie's uniform with a full mask, athletic cup, gloves and stick. And then I'd have to be in a shark cage that those underwater camera men use.

You should go here if you like getting punched in the face with a pubic bone. Fans of being in Mexican standoffs will also enjoy themselves. It's all the tension and fear of being in a Mexican standoff minus the guns. Can't get enough of being mugged in a back alley? This is your spot. If seediness describes your personal style, this place was made for you.

All in all, I was able to walk out of this place not bleeding so I consider it a win.

Pretty much "gamel h" beat me to this place. They charge you cover, they take your iPhone +$2 to hold it hostage. And it's $30 minimum lappy. Oh and you think NYC subway are bad, guess again. You can't move once you enter.