Bz's Sports Bar & Grill

What we wanted was a good game of shuffleboard; what we got was a waitress named April and an unbelievable night.

First, there is quite the selection of beers on tap and you are definitely guaranteed a stiff drink.  We are all for PBR on tap (we go all out.)

Second, there is shuffleboard, pool tables, darts, and a jukebox.  The shuffleboard was taken most of the night and by the the time it was cleared out no one was in shape to be playing.  

So let's get down to April who made our night legendary.  She was in love with my boys and raised some serious hell with them.  She served her "Princess Frou Frou" a shot of prison sex.  She put on "Pour Some Sugar on Me" for the boys to dance on a chair. She supplied pitchers of cold beer and new chilly glasses.  She gave me dum-dums and told the boys, "You will refer to her as the Suck Master!"

Oh- and she had the bartender show everyone in our party her tits.  Really?  Really.

At the end of the night, I think all we wanted was to be spanked by April and told how bad we really were.  Bad-bad-bad.