I literally just came from there and it was awesome. i highly recommend the girl named molly there, drop dead gorgeous. if u treat that one right she will def take care of you. molly if u ever reads these, my name is kenny(1 with the glasses) and i just wanna say ur my fav and thnx for the kick ass night i shall see you again.
Review Source:My wife and I went last weekend, and enjoyed it enough, we are going back tonight. Â The girls were all pretty much 7's or better, with something for every kind of taste.
Parking is only Valet, which is a negative to me, but most people like that. Â $10 for the general lot and $20 for up front preferential parking. Â We took the $10 option, but tipped another $5 when we left.
Dances are $20 at your table, but some girls won't go full nude at your table. Â They have a couple of more "private" locations at $30 & $35 per dance, but the VIP @ $35 per dance will cost you another $35 just for access, I believe that $35 is good for the night. Â However, a manager still "stands watch" in the VIP area, so you probably have more privacy at your table. Â :-)
Our waitress was very helpful and informative. Â Juice & water are by the bottle, and comes with a glass of ice each. Â I believe a bucket of ice was $10, and juice and water were $6 or more apiece. Â We ran a tab for the setups for the night, and only spent $72, but that included a $20 tip, because our waitress was helpful.
The chairs are larger and more comfortable than most of the clubs we have been to, and it is clearly a couples hangout as much as for the guys. Â There were at least 3 or 4 bachelor parties throughout the night while we were there. Â We didn't leave until almost 4:00AM, and had a great time... Â So all-in-all, we spent $15 for valet + $72 for bar/waitress + about $100 in ones + only $40 in Lap dances = about $227 for 6-7 hours of a great time, which was a pretty cheap night for a strip club with excellent music and beautiful fully nude girls.
Thanks,
Lynn and Cindy
Came here with a few friends on a Thursday night. The club was empty, but the girls were all smoking hot and the music the DJ played was pretty solid. Only complaint was the waitresses tried to price gauge us on cranberry juice for our vodka. I think she asked for $12 per mixer, which wasn't more than 6oz. We called her out on it and it was dropped to $7 or so. I vaguely remember the details as we polished a handle of vodka off and closed out the club at 4:30am. I did meet Vinny Paul which was freakin awesome. I'd go back to the Clubhouse any time I am back in Dallas.
Review Source:It's OK. Many girls go to all nude while some don' t. Inside is big. All kinds of girls. About half girls are good looking. Parking $5, cover $10 in Sunday, lap dance $10 Sunday,$20 other days. Their music is great. The waittress is cute. The seats are not so clean. I went to Men's club before, their seats are really nice. May come to here again with friends to enjoy the music, drink, talk and watch the dance of good looking nacked girls.
Review Source:I'm not sure what I was expecting of this place. Â Actually, I do. Â I was expecting more of a rock club (hello Vinnie Paul!!). Â But walking in it felt like your typical strip club (look at me pretending I'm some expert) with some rock and roll memorabilia thrown around. Â I have a friend that practically lives here so he was essential in helping me set up the UYE we had here some time back. Â It pays to know people! Â You can't go wrong with boobs, and what this place had that many others didn't is a stripper pole!! Â This place is all nude, although not many strippers went all nude. Â But that means BYOB!
Review Source:I've been a few times but my last visit was the time I remember most simply because I didn't drink as much as my previous visits. Â I did remember this time to come overly prepared with plenty of alcohol for the entire night. Â I noticed the club had a large contingency of old hags working the area before it was 10 pm. Â I know these ladies are working hard but please retire already. Â I think that many guys will not spend much money on the B team unless they are already wasted and really want to make it rain. Â I think the best part of the night was that I had so much beer and alcohol I still left double fisted with full bottles. Â
The really crazy thing was I damn near had to wrestle the bottle of Patron out of one of the dancers mouth. Â She asked for one drink and after hanging out she must have had damn near 6 shots. Â What a waste I don't think she could even work the rest of the night she was to damn messed up to do anything except keep begging for more Patron.
The Clubhouse is my favorite exotic club in Dallas area. Â The admission is expensive, but it worth the money. Â Most of dancers are hot; Â I have been here for many times. Â Even though my last time in Dallas, I went there. Â The bad part that they don't serve alcohol; guests must purchase prior arriving the club.
Review Source:Clubhouse used to be much better about 6 months ago when my husband and I went a few times with some friends. Since then, it's apparently gone downhill. Went here for an unofficial yelp event with a bunch of yelpers and we reserved some tables on the main floor on a Saturday night.
We were expecting some A-grade talent to show up after 10:00 but it's like the B squad never got the memo to leave. Barely any one worked the pole, none of the girls were hot enough to pay for a lap dance, and everyone seemed lazy about dancing. Most of the time the girls were just standing on the small stages on either side of the bar.
Pretty disappointing, but the nice thing is it's BYOB so our group got smashed for the price of a bottle at your local liquor store. It was nice and hanging out with a bunch of people staring at naked girls can't be a bad night!
There are definitely better clubs to check out in Dallas, though.
Not a bad place. It's unfortunately continually gone downhill though.
 All due respect to Vinnie and Dime, it seems their ownership has brought a stigma to the club. While the music here is probably better than 90% of the clubs out there (in my opinion), the douchebaggery is just as bad if not worse. People go out here as it's become a staple place "to try to meet some rock stars".
 I'm not a big fan of plastic women, either. It astounds me that these women don't melt in the Texas sun. I'm not saying EVERY woman here is fake, but the vast majority of them are. I guess I'm old school, but that's definitely a downside to me.
 Speaking of women, I never thought I'd say something like this, but there're TOO MANY. I don't understand how these girls make money. You can't really focus on one or a couple, and it ends up being less of a 'being approached occasionally for a lapdance' and more of a 'high-pressure car sales approach'. Having 5 girls an hour, sometimes repeatedly because of how drunk they get, approach you trying to get you to pay up tends to be a bit extreme. Gets even worse if you actually do accept one or two.
 I know, it does seem like a lot of negativity, but I would say it's worth going at least once. The building itself is grand, really sweet looking place, and some of the dancers are insanely talented. Meaning...they can actually DANCE rather than pull off the basic 'stripper moves' hoping you'll put a buck in their G because you saw a boob. Some of them definitely work very, VERY hard to make a living.
I love old school metal. I also love women. In fact, the less clothes, the better... Or so I thought.
It's a Sunday night and I'm sitting at The Clubhouse enjoying the newest Tower Defense game on my iPhone instead of focusing on the local flora and fauna. Simply put, I've seen better at the local Barnes and Noble.
Sure, the music is a great change from the usual strip club fare, but being groped by someone that could be my grandmother hungrily asking if I want a table dance isn't exactly the memory I want to take home.
There is no food to be served. But hey, apparently you can order pizza here and they will bring it to your table. Yeah, no thanks. I would rather go somewhere that I can enjoy mediocre chicken tenders served with greasy fries with my bottle of whatever. Â
All in all, having come on an "off night," I'm really unimpressed. The girls are tolerable at best, outright repulsive at worst. I think next time I'm invited here with my friends, I think I'll stay home and catch up on some video gaming instead of spending money to be dissatisfied. Â Combine a less than stellar experience with valet only parking and I will definitely find somewhere else to be next time.
I'm going to risk losing some man points in admitting that I'm not a big fan of strip clubs. Sure, I love watching naked chicks do their thing in just about any setting, but I just don't understand paying some chick to grind all over me and leave me with blue balls and a lighter wallet. Anyone with a modicum of common sense, and no shame, would just pay an escort and guarantee themselves some action.
The atmosphere here is pretty goddamn rockin', though. The place is partially owned by Pantera's Vinnie Paul (and the late great "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott), so if you're a metalhead you'll enjoy watching scantily-clad women gyrating to the tune of "Cowboys From Hell". Most of the women looked great, but that's also their job. I'm willing to bet if you got them into some natural sunlight their faces, and bodies, would tell a different story. Strippers are like vampires - you gotta keep 'em out of the sun. Most of them aren't so incredibly hot that they turn to this line of work for fun; the true hotties already have a sugar daddy.
They don't serve alcohol here but that definitely doesn't mean you can't drink. Here, they let you bring your own booze! How cool is that? Once you bring in your beverages of choice, your server even comes by with a tub of ice to keep things cool. So you can save money on ridiculously expensive drinks and still get plenty hammered.
It's worth a visit if you're a fan of Pantera, metal or boobs. Since just about every man will fall into one of those categories, I'll give this a recommendation.
I have been here a couple times. The variety of girls is great but the number of girls can become overwhelming. Plus this place requires you bring your own liquor. The door cover can be expensive, and it's pretty much mandatory valet. The dances are pretty good though, and it's optional nude for the ladies...which can be a good thing.
I think people come here because they think it's owned by Pantera, when in fact Vinnie Paul and Darrell were only 20% owners of the company. This place is great if you want to see rockstars kicking it with strippers when they come into town though.
Been trying to get your S.O. to go out to a strip club with you, fellas? You gotta make The Clubhouse her first. It wasn't my first, per say, but it definitely set the bar high thereafter.
Rumor has it that the band Pantera shares some ownership in the club, but that's not what makes The Clubhouse the equivalent of awesometown.
The Clubhouse is unlike any other sleazy gentlemen's club. They have bumpin' music, flashing lights and a club-like atmosphere--you'll second guess yourself in thinking you're at a nightclub. If you feel like it, get your bum up and dance ... or keep your cool, grab a giant chair and watch the show.
There's a $20 cover (from what I remember, I think it's just for the ladies), but that's just chump change considering you won't spend money on drinks because this place is BYOB ... and they're open for after hours. Yup, just when you think you had enough fun at the bar, head home, grab that 18 pack, call up the boys and head over to the Clubhouse.
And can you believe this? The ladies are actually pretty--gorgeous in most cases. No snobbery towards female clientele either. I struck up a fashion convo with a chick in the ladies room, and another Pamela Anderson-esque dancer had killer abs and gave me her workout routine. Total sweetheart.
Just in case you get the munchies, there's a barbecue man smoking goods on a pit outside.
In summation: A night at The Clubhouse entails beer, babes and barbecue. Five stars all the way!
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