Deja Vu Showgirls

I never could have predicted a situation where I had to ask for a refund from a strip club.

A friend and I were in Cincinnati for a concert, and when it was over we decided to go get drunk. After the GPS lied about the existence of 2 "nearby bars," we were getting frustrated. Whilst pulled to the side of the road searching a Garmin and iPhone for another bar to attempt to locate, we came across the "adult" category on the Garmin. When said friend admitted to having never been to a strip club, well, ha, I HAD to take him.

So we find it fairly easy, looks a little sketch but uh, that's what I expected. We walked in and paid our $10 a piece cover. The place was pretty empty and quiet. We walked over to the bar and - crapcrapcrap, all I see is Vitamin Water and soda. The friend asks for a drink and the bartender informs us that this is a non-alcoholic venue due to full nudity. (Which I swear I saw no sign or indication of prior to entering.) She suggested we go get wasted next door and walk back. Er, no thanks?

Sooooo, having been less than 1 minute since we walked in, we walked back to the doorman and asked for a refund, which he did give us after a quick call to his manager.

The basis of my two star review is that I wanted to get wasted and see some boobies, not one or the other. Sigh.

It is in a difficult to find location even with a GPS in your car.  I would not bet on finding this place very easily if you are from out of town.  

Expensive cover charge but you can get a printable free admission pass from their website.  

The dancers are very stuck up and know that this is the only show bar in town so "customers need us more than we need customers".  You would be better off going down to Kentucky or up to Dayton for their strip clubs instead.

Update: This club is now closed
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