The Hanky Panky

$30 lap dances for a bunch of tatted fatties and worn out, middle-aged broads who promise you that they'll let you sniff their ass-crack for............$30?

You know, as most of these women danced on stage they seemed to be shocked that most were not interested, and a little offended at seeing me yawn.

Oh, well, at least they have their regulars here who pay good money for cheap booze and some butt sniffin'.

The hanky is the spot, cheap beer and nice girls. security gaurds are laid back and the owner is a sweetheart. 4 stars because of the new lap dance area, made from office cubicles?? No credit cards either.

The reviews say it all.  It is a place where dancers go to die.  A group of 5 of us went in at 7:30 on a Friday to get the night rolling.  The view was ummm interesting to say the least.  Felt like a time warp into Tijuana and all that was missing were the donkeys.