What an embarrassment! I came back here this Monday, after taking 2 years off, and this place got worse. I understand it's a Monday, but God Dam. What an embarrasment! The shot girls were the best looking ones in the club. It's funny, because the first time I was here, none of the strippers would say a word to me. Now that the strippers are ugly, Â all of a sudden they want to talk to me. Stupid hoes. All of the strippers were ugly. I mean all of them. It seems like everybody was just going through the motions.Including the bartenders. It's like all the strippers said, " Fuck it, today Im not gonna give a dam. What a dam shame!!! Everybody looked pissed off, over there. I think they're finna close that place down or something. Two females, were so skinny, I could see their ribs. It was a Monday, so Im going to give this club, one more chance. It would be the third strike, so this club better show me something, when I come back.
Review Source:Stay away from this place. Â The layout and feel is industrial like an old manufacturing plant. Â There are no comfortable chairs to relax in. Â Just a some barstools so you have to stand. Â I saw no ladies dancing either. Â Had one lap dance and stripper said I could not touch her. Â That was it for me, I left and will never go back.
Review Source:Use to come here when I was younger... Took my friends out last night, trying to show them a good time.... And I had to pick this!!! Worst time ever... I couldn't believe they had the balls to charge a cover.... If I where the owner I'd fire the whole staff shut that place down and reopen in a month under new managnent... When cracked out stripers are coming to your table saying 1) you picked the wrong night to come..2) they forced my to come to this table..3) all the hot girls left already.... Are u kidding me??? what a joke!!!
Dear owner, Please don't slack on scales those girls should be held to a weight standard... I know the economy is screwed right now but really when you have size 10-15's in your club, you're not going to make money!!!! When did it become ok to hire fat strippers. this girl was so fat, she could'nt even climb a pole... The DJ was giving her hand signals to turn or do something? bitch was walking around the stage hoping we threw a Twinkie at her! 0 rating... By far, worst experience every!!! Strip clubs are suppose to be a fantasy away from home... This place makes you run home to your girlfriend! It's just sad! Never again.
Horrible.. I used to come here all the time cuz they respected the patrons and it was just a good ole time.  But I haven't been in here in like two years and I finally came here last night. I don't know if the owners or management changed but it's completely different.  Different bouncers I don't recognize anymore and they don't know how to run a club obviously. The bouncers let there friends come in and do what ever they want and the other people just stand around and hope that a girl recognizes them. It's TERRIBLE you might as well get a lap dance at Lincoln park zoo, not to be racist but the food sucks and the music sucks, who the hell plays erasure and depeche mode at a strip joint? This place is horrible now and I highly suggest not coming here. I know it was just a Tuesday night but there was only about 10 dancers TOTAL through  out the whole place.  LOL worst 40 bucks I've ever spent my entire life.  Oh another thing... If your asian do NOT come here.  I used to know a guy who bounced here and he told me that they tried to limit all the asians that came here. This place is a Joke.. Again go to your local zoo to get more love.  HORRIBLE!!!
Review Source:The two dances for $25 is nice, but I dislike: the high cover charge; the porn videos in the dance area; the tiny dance booths; and too many Eastern European women. Also very, very crowded on Saturday nights with everyone on bar stools. Yes, the drinks are cheap, and the food is comp. Prefer Scores and Polekatz.
Review Source:Was forced to go here for a bachelor party. Â Amazingly, this place has all types of women stripper-people. Â The blonde, the brunette, the Asian, Latina, black, chubby, tall, short, dangerously tan, and "we are the world" skinny. Â They're all here!
All in all, the place is a bikini bar. Â If you want to see them topless, you've got to pay. Â I got to see the bewbies on a 9 foot 12 Russian babe ( lots of Russian girls there that night ). Â She kept talking to me throughout the dance. Â Plus, due to the noise and thick accent, she had to repeat herself 4 or 5 times until I finally understood,"I just shaved my pussy."
After a lot of people pressuring me to go, I finally stepped inside: Â No, the dancers aren't ugly they are cute, most are younger (teenage young, it seemed) Â and there is free food + cheap drinks. Â $1.50 for drink and you can get a free club sandwich if you ask the waitress. Â The problem is, this place is filthy!
Not in the dirty way that one would expect: Â
Literally dirty, as in, there is a pile of dirt on the floor here that you need to sweep up. Â One of the dancers came down from stage with her back completely filthy because the pole had black tar/dirt on it. Â She complained and then someone came out and cleaned it, but I have never seen a pole THAT dirty.
If they have a cleaning staff, they must have really skimped on the edges, like cleaning this place once a week after 20,000 people traffic in and out and spill their drinks everywhere, so the place just keeps getting dirtier and dirtier. Â Music is outdated, poles are wiggling off making me fear for any dancer's life. Â And very slow dancing. Â It's an odd place. Â
Some business people hang here, but there are just as many people who just got out of jail. Â It's an industrial area, so a lot of truck drivers and illegals. Â
But again, the free food, cheap drinks would make my gay neighbor's curiosity to be the thing that happened to drag me in. Â And when people say cheap, I would say cheap on the clubs end. Â Chairs, tables, stages, poles, sound equipment;
Cheap and dirty (literally).
If they soap cleaned this place up, I would change my review to 3-4 stars.
HB's dark and dirty, just the way i like it. Â I went here for a lunch time teaser treat after a 18 holes and was delightfully surprised with the talent there at 1pm. Â They had about 8 girls working the floor at the time i got there, and had a talent shift at 4pm. Â The girls were decent, but always on the hustle. Â I usually don't eat at the club but lunch was so i indulged on a BLT that was dynamite. Â Dances were 20 for 2 and 50 for 5 respectively. Â The back room was quite filthy, and it made me feel like i was doing something bad which i enjoyed very much. Â The highlight was one of the bouncers had his birthday and two of the girls performed a move called the double teeter-totter(Awesome). Â It is performed by two girls wrapping their legs around the head of the John then sequentially pumping up and down like an old push rail cart. Â Once again this was awesome. Â Overall i give HB's 3stars and 2 boners.
Review Source:Ah the good Ole Heavily bodies!!!! i have been coming here since it was a bar turned exotic club. Where the patrons were bouncing! well i have to say that i have seen the place grow  and get larger and nicer! I love this place. fun times, nice girls and cheap drinks and free food.
Sometimes you can get a stuck up girl, that thinks her stuff is the best....
and looks down at the guys. Those girls are not for me. give me the girl that is nice and friendly. Haven't been there in a little while and may return but I have been distracted by other outside playthings.
Ok. So I came here last summer of 2010. The ONLY reason I ever came here was for a friend's birthday. My friend and I were the only girls out of the group. We were standing outside smoking a cig while the guys went inside to get a table. As we're minding our own business, having a convo, this creeper walks up to us and introduces himself, starts having this long convo with us trying to "recruit" us for some job. He started asking us what we're majoring in school and out of nowhere he pulls out a marketing job and a web design job out of his ass available just for us. WOW! Then he even has the balls to give us his "business" card. Barf! We left and went inside.
$20 cover. Mind you, I NEVER pay cover anywhere I go...so already that was like eh. We proceed. There was cold, stale pizza and idk what else at some table. The place was kinda dead. Through the shadows I was able to spot seedy men lurking in the corners, drooling because watching ugly, fat, cellulite-sagged nasty women was the most action they've gotten in years. Poor, pathetic them. The girls were downright nastyyyy. There was like maybe 2 hot girls out of the whole club and even then they were still kinda jacked in some form.
Drinks. Let's talk about drinks. So I actually don't remember prices. Sorry guys. But their lemon drop shots are AMAZINGG! The best I've ever had...ever! And that's the only reason I give it a 2-star rating. Solely based on the lemon drops and great service from the bartender and waitress! Some guy at the bar was nice and bougt me a shot. Then some nasty, ugly, gross, tranny looking stripper hit on me, slapped my ass and told me I should work there...I just smiled and walked away.
Overall, definitely not a bad experience. $20.00 for the door cover is ok. Drinks are cheap for pretty much whatever you get. The most expensive drink we ordered was $4.50. HB got crowded around midnight- 1:00 am so get there a bit earlier if you want a table in a good spot. We were right next to the center stage (there are 3 total) so we could pretty much see everything around the entire place.
The music was basically what you'd hear in a club but something I couldn't help notice was that the girls didn't really dance like they were in a club! A couple of the girls could really move and use the stage but for the most part a majority of them just moved slow and sexy up there. This definitely isn't a complaint but if you're looking for a stunning performance, then you may be a bit disappointed.
All the girls are hot so it's hard not to have a good time. I didn't think that they were ever too pushy when offering dances. When HB gets busy, you'll have to put in a bit of effort and be proactive if you want dances from particular girls. 2 dances for $20 in the back room is a good time. 5 songs for $50 in a more private setting gets you a lot of good attention.
As you pull up to this Ol' run Down building, you think to yourself "we should turn around." Â Give it a chance. Â
After paying and entering the disneyland twirly gates, you have fresh (and yes I mean fresh) pizza for free. Â Pretzels are on every table and also next to the pizza. Â Their aren't that many VIP tables in the joint which makes everyone feel special! Â
After Getting a slice of pizza you walk past a beer tub full of imported beers for $3. Â Thats it! Â
You pick your choice of seating, all having a great view of the plasma screens on the walls with ESPN on. 3 Poles with strippers constantly on rotation on and off the stage are definitely entertaining. Â The girls are about 18-30 years of age. Â
2 song lapdance is only $20 and 5 song's is $50. Â
ALL THE FOOD IS FREE. Â They don't tell you this or advertise it. Â I was in their one time and my buddy asked "how much for some frenchfries?" Â The beautiful young waitress said "they are free, as well as everything else on the menu." Â So burgers, chicken fingers, fries, ect....are all free.
Well drinks with top shelf liquor are $4.
Domestics are $1.50
I've been here twice...both times...AVERAGE. Maybe third time's a charm...maybe not.
PROS
1. $10 cover = FREE FOOD which was awesome! Last time I was there I had a pizza, pretzels, and even ordered a grilled cheese sandwich with fries from the kitchen (my friend got a cheeseburger)
2. CHEAP DRINKS, only $1.50 for my cranberry vodka and other mixed drinks
3. Decent-priced Dances - 2 for $20 dances... you can also get one for $10 for 1 dance (instead of $15) but you just have to ask for it because they don't really advertise it.
CONS
1. One of my friends got a dance from the hottest girl we picked out in the club, and he came out of the room DISAPPOINTED. "She talked too much," he said. End of story.
2. Some of the girls don't really know how to ...hold a conversation. If you're going to try to hit on someone, do it right! I went with a group and it felt more like we were in a classroom going around introducing ourselves than a strip club. WEIRD.
3. Some of the girls did NOT know how to dance. Even I can do a body roll and 2-step all night.
I would only go to this place for group gatherings for the free food and cheap drinks. Not so much for the strippers.
Went here w/ a guy friend and we had so much fun!! Cover charge is 10 bucks and the security was super nice..(well, to me lol) Free food but tipping was required. Girls are very sweet and love the ladies hehe. One little prob w/ the ladies: they were too skinny! Almost all the ladies I seen in there were tall, skinny and petite. Some had some fake boobs but I didn't see any real curvy women!! Don't get me wrong, the girls were very attractive, but I'd like to see healthy chicks with natural curves there..*sigh* oh well! You also have to be strong and learn to refuse a dance cause the ladies do push you hard to get a dance. It was very fun tough! We did enjoy ourselves! It gets super-packed on weekends so go on a weekday night if you don't like huge crowds
Review Source:The place looks like shit from the outside but me and some friends went in anyway. I hate strip clubs but was dragged out anyways. Cheap booze free food so I was like why not. Most the girls didn't really do it for me until I met this blond chick from New york Named Vixen. Very chill people hung out with us made us laugh and was not all about taking our money like most the other girls. She turned into the life of the party for us. other wise it would have been a average night. Got to say it was not what i expected. Most the girls there came off as snobby and about money. Thanks to her we will most likely come back!!!
Review Source:I went here for a bachelor party on 8/1 and had an awesome time. Â The girls are nearly all natural- Â a huge plus for the guys in my group who prefer real and small over big and fake any day. Â The girls were also really nice and mostly pretty talented. Â Mixed drinks for $1.50!? Â Amazing. Â Cheap topless lap dances?! Â Amazing. We had a great night and honestly, if you're doing the bachelor party thing, they're extra attentive. Â
As a woman, it was fairly non-threatening and fun. Â Maybe from a guy's perspective, this place is lame, but all of my cohorts had a brilliant time.
WOW if you are looking for a inexpensive place to have fun then you should check out HB.
Cover charge is only 10 bucks security are not rude and mind their own business as long as you don't step out of line. Plenty of tables and angle to choose from.
Tons of woman 95% are extremely pretty everyday girls don't you see at a club or bar that you would want to talk to. They are all very nice not pushy about getting a dance.
Drinking there is super cheap, 2 bud lights, 1 corona and 2 shots of tequila for 11bucks. Beer is $1.50 does not get any better then that.
Lap dances are 10bucks in the back room, and Topless dances are 15 bucks, you can also pay 50 bucks for 3 dances upstairs in the Champagne room and prices go from there.
Gentleman i spent about 100 dollars on the entire night including beer and dances i think that's a great deal compared to what you will spend in bars in wicker park or LP. If your a nice guy to the girl and actually talk to them, they go the extra mile for you. After all they are a woman that should be respected no matter what they are doing at the time.
Well i loved it so much I am returning this weekend to see Kiera, Carmen and Asia again. AMAZING!!!!!!
Okay, I went there with some friends, to see what it was all about. First impression upon walking in was that the whole place smelled like a warm, sweaty locker room. Weird to me that this odor was everywhere...second impression was that the girls/ women were of all ages, all shapes, and all sizes. They were very covered up looking, except for cleavage on the fake-boobed ones, and some ass-cleavage on some girls/ women. They were hard to see, because of the darkness of the place, but everything about the place seemed dreary and foggy. After just being there for about one hour, I left feeling dreary and foggy. I'm sure there are places where the women are more lively and can dance, and look like they actually want to be there! If I were a person who frequents these places, that's what I would want to see, or it would all get very depressing. Sorry for the not so good review. They just seemed like so not into it.
Review Source:Went last night with friends and had a good time. Some of the girls are pushy and you just have to learn to say no in a nice way. Go up to the stage and spend a buck or 2 watching the pole dances. This in my opinion is the best way to see if you want to take the dancer to the VIP. Get there around 9p.m. to get better seats and more personal attention from the dancers. This gives you a better experience.
Review Source:Wowzers... this poor economy and their catchy radio advertising has caused their census of staff to rise to great proportions. Â Stopped in with "Departed G." for a birthday celebration. Â Wow, seriously, not your typical kinds of strippers. Â I think alot of these newer women were university students and just common women in general looking to pay bills and a few really hot Milfs. Â Many of the new talent though, had little or no experience with dancing, this was based off watching them perform on stage. Â Think of those child rides that are found at chain markets like Target or Wal-mart. Â You put in a quarter and the hips on the pony sway left and right and not according to any specific beat. Â That bad. Â Oh gosh, this poor girl had no rhythm whatsoever. Â Departed commented that these newer women were cold and they were. Â These weren't the common everyday kind of strippers that comfort a hardworking guy to take his dollars. Â Some looked like the kind you'd meet at a club downtown, in turn, these women only went after men they'd approach in nightclubs. Â On this Friday evening, I'd say there could have been about fifty or more strippers. Â Music was decent, but no discernable talent or old school pole vaulters.
Prices have taken a swing, dances are $10, their version of nude $15. Â Guys, know the rates, ask. Â Every dancer charges different because they think they can swindle you and that makes the club look bad, so it's ok to say something. Â I can't help but laugh when seeing a person get forced into a dance they didn't ask for. Â Just say no, but if your in here spending time, don't be a cheap ass, tip these people.
This type of place is generally not my scene (even though I like women!), but my good friend held her birthday party here so we went. That is the most exciting part of my story about HB.
$10 cover. Creepy (and or douche-y) dudes abound (figures...). Less than enthusiastic girls....most of whom were not "stacked" by any stretch of the imagination (unless they were obviously fake). The place was so dark you couldn't see the girls dancing, even next to the stage. I still have no idea what their faces looked like. Not that there was anything to see since most of them were wearing TWO bikini tops and TWO thongs.  Blacklight is the only reason I could see said underthings anyway. Most  girls don't even work the pole, just hold on to it and wiggle a little.
They will lead you off to a private room for a 2 song dance for $20-or VIP (5 songs for $50). But then again.....that is how they make their money.... put your hand around their waist and whisper "I wanna take you up into VIP baby". They were pretty pushy IMHO. Most girls seem to be Eastern European (Russian, Bulgarian, Latvian, Polish, etc.)
Plates of pizza under a warming lamp. Pretzels at every table. No clue about the rest of the food (if it existed). Drinks were WAY more than I was lead to believe. Yes-domestic bottles are $1....but well mixed drinks are $1.50 (and as a fellow birthday party reveler noted...a lot of cranberry and a little vodka). A shot of Jim Beam was over $6!!
All in all...we (yes, both of us) never even got turned on. Won't be back!!
Would come here after going to a Saturay afternoon Depaul game. Â So we'd make it a Depaul/Body Day! Â
Used to be $10 cover and free drinks and food! Â Then they went to $10 cover and $1 bottles. Â Still, a great deal. Â But then you'd always spend more on the girls anyway. Â
Lots of hot girls.........lots of average to not so good girls. Â Just be picky!!!
Always a good time out with the guys.........and watching the guys walk down that stairway after a lap dance upstairs was great! Â
Just don't be a sucker for every girl and you can enjoy yourself and not spend that much!
wow is all i have to say, maybe because i am a girl! i went with my boyfriend and all these other people but the only perk was the .50 beers! the ladies are pushy even when im with my boyfriend, TRUE story my friend is a marine this stripper gave him a "private" lap dance and he didnt come down for like 8 songs and all he said he did with her was make out, and my other guy friend also made out with a stripper here during a dance...so i am not sure what else these ladies do for a dollar...but i would never go back
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