Jack's Pizza

Don't even think it. Put the phone down.

Out of all the choices for pizza in this city - good, bad, or arguably one step up from ramen - Jack's shouldn't even be on your radar. This is not to say we had a bad dining experience with them ourselves (we'll let the other reviews speak to the fecal quality of their menu), we didn't even make it past the extremely rude service.

And it was an impressive level of rude, to be blunt. I don't think many readers will expect any prosaic nuance past "the dude was yelling at me because I didn't have my phone number ready." Speaks for itself, right? Avoid Jack's Pizza.