John's Pizzeria

We decided to try John's for a change. Close to $40 for a single topping pizza and a couple of appetizers. The appetizers tasted okay although the amount for the price was poor. The real distaste was the pizza itself. Probably the worst pizza we have ever had. Ground sausage and a lack-luster crust left us wishing we had a frozen one for a back-up. In addition, who delivers pizza in a bag? The paper had absorbed some of the sauce and was stuck to the pizza. If it wasn't so cold outside, I'd drive there to give them back their crap they sold us.

We called to ask a few questions and were met by a rude female manager. Save your money and pick up a Home Run Pizza for a fraction of the price + no attitude.

I heard nothing but good things about this place so I was excited to check it out since my husband is a pizza lover. We were so extremely disappointed in the pizza!!! It's really hard to screw up a pizza ( I am not that picky) It sucked! It's bad enough that it was all soggy and didn't taste good, but the bottom was BURNT AND THERE WAS A PIECE OF BLACK HAIR IN IT TOOOOO!!!!!!!!  We also ordered some cheese sticks and were surprised to see only 4 tiny ones in the container for $5.00!! NEVER AGAIN! I think the frozen pizzas taste 100 times better than this crap!

I really wanted to love John's. Really, really. My dad loves this place. It's thisclose to my house. It's won some local awards. A great, local, pizza place? A forever win in my book. Unfortunately, John's isn't going to be this place.

The first time we tried John's we ordered the Four Cheese pizza. It was...meh. Bland. Soggy. Greasy. My daughter looked at me with a bit of suspicion, "I thought this place was well-reviewed on Yelp? Are we at the right place? Did you get lost again?" (I admittedly, can get lost in my own neighborhood). Alas, we were not lost. Just disappointed. And still hungry since we didn't even finish our pizza.

The next time we tried John's we ordered the Vegetarian pizza. Again with the flimsy, soggy pizza. What's up with that? I don't know. We asked our waitress about it and she informed us that "their pizza is good and everyone else says so." Oh, okay.

So, if you like a soggy pizza that ranks below Papa John's and above frozen--hit this place up. Maybe you'll be a part of the "everyone else" crowd.