Maguire's Tavern

Oh yeah, per reviews, wicked townie 'dive' bar - that's actually why I checked it out.

This joint would probably have a ton more good reviews, but it looked like the majority of people there at lunch weren't big on using The Internets. Good crowd, with a ton of funny (probably inappropriate) banter going back and forth across the bar. Leave the kids at home.

Tried the Barnyard sub based on other reviews and wasn't disappointed... was like 8 bucks for a big steak/chicken sub, fries, pickle, and slice of watermelon... and 4 bucks for Murphy's on tap. Lunch, two beers, and a ~25% tip later, and I was out of there for about 23$.

Fully intend on heading back. Check it out or miss out.

The perfect townie dive bar. If you are not from the area, be prepared to hear lots of talk about "THAT fahkin kid", whoever he may be, or "THAT fahkin ho-ah", whoever she may be, and just enjoy the pints of PBR that are under two bucks. If you are feeling classy, spring for a seasonal Sam Adams draft for 3 dollars.

Lisa and Sam are awesome bartenders. They don't fuck around, so tip them well.

On weeknights, you will probably be watching The Simpsons, with sound, if sports are not on. You should only order a cocktail if by "cocktail" you mean a liquor mixed with soda.

Karaoke is... interesting. There is an old regular here who is the Lord of the Mic. I'm not revealing his name, because you will learn it if you are worthy, but you can't miss his classic rock adaptations. Sometimes, late on Saturdays, karaoke turns into a sort of metal-fest, and it feels like a hate-crime might break out. It's cool though. The ladies behind the bar would stop that shit right-quick.

dive dive dive...and really of the awesome kind, local color, cinderblock walls, cheap drinks, strange rangers coming and going, awkward bathroom situation...what more could you ask for in a dive? Perfect!