Mama's Crowbar

This place is the bee's knees. This is the kind of hipster dive bar that makes Williamsburg/Bushwick look like a bad rip-off.

-Great local beers (no effin PBR)
-Beers only!
-Cash only
-People reading books (but not for show)
-People having intimate conversations
-All sorts of fashions, ages, orientations, and mustachios
-Quietest bar ever, without trying to be

One guy in a flapper outfit sat next to us sipping his beer for about 20 minutes, finished it and left. A few post-collegiate kids in Northface and LL Bean walked in later, but they were pretty well-behaved!

Very small and cozy. Pretty decent beer list. Cool people. Lots of darts going on. People eating popcorn. Did I see some board games?
Cash only, y'all.

I have found my true dive when coming to Portland.  Oh. Hell. Yes.

Cash only btw.