Men by the Bay Male Strippers

So my girl is getting married!  We looked for a few male strippers on the internet.  There are a few companies out there, but a TON more female strippers.  I also saw some sort of posting here on yelp, but when I went to write a review - nothing came up.  But that's ok Yay - My first "first" yelp..... Ok ok back to business.

Well she came across someone she liked.  I believe it was Adriano.  He is one of the ones featured on their website.  So we call, we book, we confirm with one of the secretaries like 4 times that week.  I am thinking that this is a great start, especially since the groom had a hard time with his strippers.  She again calls twice the night of to get the room information and to let us know that he arrived.  So my friend goes to get him........

........And its FREAKING not HIM!  It's some other guy, who isn't listed on the website.  Ok ok, whatever it's a little late, the bride is sauced, the girls are ready with their money in hand...... turn on the music.

Seriously, he was ok looking, nice nice nice body....... but he cannot dance....CANNOT dance.  I am happy to say that the bride enjoyed it and that was the important thing.

What I didn't like was the sneaky surprise of the wrong guy mixed with the bad dancing.  Seriously - I know that most people don't think of "professional" and "stripper" belong in the same sentence, but it is a business after all, and we could have been notified in advance of the change.  It's not like we would cancel anyways.... The vultures were ready for their prey.