The Northern

The girls here are very mean, with a few exceptions, and I would give it three stars because it seems to be run by a nice lady.  But then I realized there is nothing to compare this club to for miles around!  So there is no reason to make it better.   As far as looks, they are average for a club, a few (emphasis: few) pretty girls but most are on the sour side, with very little sweetness.   I wonder if that is just North Dakota in general, or this place, I can't say because I'm an out-of-towner.

What to say about the Northern:

A great strip club or the greatest strip club?

Walking into the Northern is like walking into a richard simmons exercise video at a Cat Food Factory.  Having run strip clubs before I am pretty sure I nailed the description, and the fact that I have attended an exercise video taped at a cat food factory.  Did I like the Club? Yes. Do I regret going? Yes.  Would I go again? Fuck Yes.  In my book this place is just above last.  My lap dance felt like paint thinner, and as a rule of thumb don't accept free lap dances.  It has a way of coming back at you.  Kind of like Strip Club Karma, which really exists.  If you like seeing where dreams go to die you will enjoy the Northern.

Fargo's only gentleman club ey. What can I say about this place? Honestly, its quite small. Now, considering I came from California of course this place was nothing compared to big city  gentleman's club or even a small city gentleman's club, but how I wish they could've make it a little bit better. Granted I went there not on the weekend where the place wouldve been a little bit crowded and maybe more dancers, but seeing the ugly  dancers dancing on the pole it just doesnt make me want to go back there for the second time even though this is the ONLY gentleman's club in Fargo.

Sad I know, I only seen one gorgeous dancer in Kianna, a petite asian lady with gorgeous body, the rest are quite horrendous, I think I saw a hippo dancing up there seriously. Anyway, like I said, maybe I come at the wrong day or they are not fully prepared when a great reviewer like me stop by for a visit, but all in all, I am not sure if I wanted to visit this place again though my buddies happen to loves it. I guess I gotta go back to big city as fast as I can.