On the Border

good club expensive but worth it 3 for 90 lap dances girls give u good mileage on dances too had agood time lunch buffet too

This is the first decent gentleman's club you run into when entering from Illinois. They have quite a selection of dancers and I'd guess that amongst Milwaukee clubs, this would be a top two choice with the other spot belonging to Silk Exotic. I'm told that on a weekend or busier night they can host women in the double digits, I'd guess somewhere around thirty to forty. Dancers come in all races which is a nice change in comparison to typical Chicago clubs. Talent.. umm, well, it's a nice mix of all ages of hotties that can shake that thang and lethargic Lucy's that should've stopped before getting on stage. This club hosts a yearly pole dancing contest named something like.. "Best in the Midwest" with a so-so cash prize and bragging rights for the entertainer. What that means for us the strip bar connoisseurs; is that we get to see the best of exotic dancers which sometimes travel by private bus from many states away. I guess these events are a big deal to exotic dancers. Most important is that some of these contestant dancers will agree to give private dances and they aren't held to the prices the club typically charges. WoOt!
The idea that a pole dancing contest would be held here is crazy to me, primarily due to the fact that the poles here are short, in other words not much height clearance. Dances run the cost of approx $30-$35 per song which is why I don't know the exact rate and since I've only come, mostly for the yearly contest. That's a horrid run-on sentence, but I think you get my meaning. Dancers do the "strippers walk" bullshit here. Which means after they dance on stage the dancer will come around and expect you to tip her, regardless of whether or not you enjoyed her performance. The bartenders tell me, you aren't required to tip, but.. until you do, they just llama there till something happens. Try saying No, if that works for you, let me know. I need to save money for booze which can be a bit pricey and the cocktails are poured with a weak hand regardless of tipping. WELL.. that depends on the bartender, one is awesome and the other guy is cheap or frugal. Cover charge can vary, $5-$10, passes can be found on-line and it's worth it to print them. They have a shit load of parking and it's weird that this club is found so near to the public. Most times strip bars are located on a quiet side of town or away from the beaten path. You can drive right passed it, if you aren't paying attention. No point wasting time in southern Wisconsin when most clubs close early and if your group is making a night of it, you want to hit the right clubs early.