Penalty Box

Weekday review:
Total dive, but I like dives. Jukebox on, handful of regs/barflies, and one reasonably hot young blonde in a bikini behind the bar. There are a ton of places like this from Livonia all the way downriver.

Was meeting up for drinks before going to an event and blindly picked this bar based on location. As I got close to the building I saw a sign on it that said "bikini bartenders" and  then realized that this place was going to be interesting. It definitely didn't have a welcoming decor with the metal reinforced doors, lack of windows, and aged cinder block. As a good dive bar should be it was dark and musky smelling but surprisingly clean on the inside. My girlfriend was waiting for me at the bar with the appropriate drink of choice at such an establishment, busch light in a bottle for only $1.50 served by a bartender in nothing but a bra and panties. I didn't hate the place but it's not what I was looking for at 5:30pm on a Monday. I might return but only for a bar crawl

I've been here for lunch a couple times. Both times, the service has been good and the food just fine. Basic and affordable. If you're looking to change it up and you spend a lot of time on Plymouth Road (you poor bastard), this might be worth checking out.

Darts, yes. Pool table, no.