Pure Gold Adult Video's & Gentlemens Club

In a past life, much of my time revolved around watching naked ladies swing around on poles.  An excellent hobby for a single, straight man...not so much for a virtually married, straight woman.

Anyhow, Donny just haaaaaapenned to be in the area and opted to pop in on the strip club and more importantly, the adult video store attached to it.  So, we are cruising around down the aisles and giggling like teenagers.  Just then, I over hear a conversation.  Not just any conversation.  THEE most magical, hysterical, epic conversation in the history of forever.  An older guy who claims to have never been in an adult bookstore before and needs to buy toys for his girlfriend.  And not just any toy, a strap-on.  Then, he proceeds to go into grave detail as to the utensils that are to be latched on to said strap-on.  It was at that point, I lost all control of the laughter I had been holding back.  We waited behind a shelf until the guy had finished his transaction to finalize out (ahem) purchases.

The store itself has a nice selection of all things dirty.  The only thing I wish was available there, is to have a female also working behind the counter.  Something about having a dude ring up my pleasure purchase kinda rubs me in a not so pleasurable way.

So glad they don't serve alcohol at this haunted house of horror

.If you don't mind   frog shape shemans wearing wigs made of goat pubes rubbing their skid marks on your lap and wanting 20 bucks   this it the spot .... the "girls" smell like ass and spearmint and look like Simpsons characters they stand against the wall when their not on stage and act like their talking about something important to each other

half the club is a adult store and you have to walk through it to get to the strip club witch is about the size of a handicap bathroom stall and about as classy as one could be

yeah, the girls aren't as hot as at other clubs in the area, not the cleanest place either. but it is cheap, and you can just go in and sit in a corner and watch. it is cool for that.

the girls are o.k. you just have to go on the right night. and Hey, it's cheap! dont expect too much. the location could stand to be a little less obvious too.