Pure Gold Adult Video's & Gentlemens Club

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  In a past life, much of my time revolved around watching naked ladies swing around on poles.  An excellent hobby for a single, straight man...not so much for a virtually married, straight woman.
  
  Anyhow, Donny just haaaaaapenned to be in the area and opted to pop in on the strip club and more importantly, the adult video store attached to it.  So, we are cruising around down the aisles and giggling like teenagers.  Just then, I over hear a conversation.  Not just any conversation.  THEE most magical, hysterical, epic conversation in the history of forever.  An older guy who claims to have never been in an adult bookstore before and needs to buy toys for his girlfriend.  And not just any toy, a strap-on.  Then, he proceeds to go into grave detail as to the utensils that are to be latched on to said strap-on.  It was at that point, I lost all control of the laughter I had been holding back.  We waited behind a shelf until the guy had finished his transaction to finalize out (ahem) purchases.
  
  The store itself has a nice selection of all things dirty.  The only thing I wish was available there, is to have a female also working behind the counter.  Something about having a dude ring up my pleasure purchase kinda rubs me in a not so pleasurable way.

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  Posted on 01.22.13 Allison B.

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  So glad they don't serve alcohol at this haunted house of horror
  
  .If you don't mind   frog shape shemans wearing wigs made of goat pubes rubbing their skid marks on your lap and wanting 20 bucks   this it the spot .... the "girls" smell like ass and spearmint and look like Simpsons characters they stand against the wall when their not on stage and act like their talking about something important to each other
  
  half the club is a adult store and you have to walk through it to get to the strip club witch is about the size of a handicap bathroom stall and about as classy as one could be

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  Posted on 02.23.12 Hasan A.

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  yeah, the girls aren't as hot as at other clubs in the area, not the cleanest place either. but it is cheap, and you can just go in and sit in a corner and watch. it is cool for that.
  
  the girls are o.k. you just have to go on the right night. and Hey, it's cheap! dont expect too much. the location could stand to be a little less obvious too.

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  Posted on 10.14.09 John C.

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  Can you say C squad? Cuz that's what you should expect from this place.
  
  Holy F these chicks were .... in kinder words... quite homely.
  
  I liked that they were all tatted up, but the place was half full and I was the only one up there with my girl and my friend paying for the dances. Poor girls.
  
  Unprofessional. Girls talk to each other while dancing. A chick had a bandaid on her thigh. Nothing like seeing a booty and then a bandaid hanging off it LMFAO!!! Anyone want to ride the cellulite express train? Plenty of that going around as well
  
  And some were just dumb. Chick goes you have glitter all over your face. Yes hun, I've had my face in glittery knockers. Well you wont have your face in mine. Oh gee golly, really? That's just too bad. Oh well.
  
  I give one star to this place for the chick with the gooch piercing. That shizz was OFF THE HOOK!
  
  Not as aggresive as centerfolds girls. Not as good-looking either.

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  Posted on 08.04.09 Eric M.

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  We went here for a birthday.  The facilities can be a lot cleaner...
  
  the stage is a little crowded and the booths were worn and torn.
  
  The drinks are crappy and the overall experience was not great but hey at least cover was a little cheaper than centerfolds.  Also bring CHANGE, I mean lots of $1 because if you bring $20 to pay for cover, they give you back change in TOKENS so if you don't use up all your tokens then u are stuck with them.

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  Posted on 11.06.08 Joanne L.

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  This review is only for the adult store part.  I didn't go the gentleman's club because I am a girl.
  
  Adult store-great selection.  Just about anything you can think of and more.  Layout is a little weird, but I've yet to find an adult store where that wasn't the case.  Staff very nice and friendly.  Many times as a single gal you feel a little weirded out in adult stores.  Not so here.   I didn't spend any time in the movie section of the store though it looks pretty big, because my primary visit was to get toys.
  
  Pure gold does many things right.  They write what type of batteries the toy takes and how many on the package.  Yay.  Nothing worse than finding out you've got the wrong size or number of batteries for the job.
  
  They do have the packages stapled to prevent theft.  Which I understand the rationale, but it is annoying.  Because the package is harder to open, especially if you're a girl.  Also, some of the toys are quite delicate and could potentially get damaged when removing them because of the sharp edges of the staples.  If anyone from Pure Gold reads these reviews, maybe you could proactively offer staple removal services for any lady clients?
  
  Checkout was easy and the clerk checked my ID!  Yay.  I can't stand when clerks don't check for ID with credits cards.  The checkout guy did biff my name when he tried to say it, but he was a sweetie and gave me great care instructions.  For some reason or another, not many adult toys come with instructions.  Now this sounds like an invalid complaint-because I know what you are thinking.  If you can't figure out an adult toy, you shouldn't be buying them.  But just about every other thing you buy comes with care and usage instructions including your clothes!  Why should your toys be any different?
  
  As a bonus, I got to see one of the dancers as I exited the store, because she was talking to the ID check guy.  She was very pretty, natural looking and we exchanged smiles.  
  
  I honestly think that this could be the best adult store in the Sacramento area for gals.

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  Posted on 06.14.08 Monique R.

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