This place was just what I needed! Â I had some time to kill before a show at the Clearwater, so I ducked in here to get out of the freezing "spring" air.
For $5.00, I got a comfortable bar stool, good service, a chocolate martini, a nice clean glass for said martini, a few big TV's, a clean bathroom, and LEFT ALONE. Â
You cannot beat that with a stick!
This place is my first 1 on Yelp. Â And it probably would have been a 2 if it wasn't for a freak experience. Â I love townie bars. Â Just not this one. Â The interior is unimaginative and uninspired. Â The drinks are relatively inexpensive, as they need to be if customers are wanted.
So... the one time I came here, the place was empty. Â This little pip-squeak came up to me to tell me that I was in the waitresses way and I should move. Â Funny thing is, the waitress was my sister and if she wanted me to move, she would have told me too. Â I laughed at the schmuck and pretty much told him he was a schmuck. Â He was looking for a fight, I guess, to prove his manhood in that time honored ritual that seems to be so common in the Chicago area.
In any event, I was a little disappointed that management didn't ask the twerp to leave. Â There was NOBODY in the bar and it was clear this kid was trouble. Â I eventually left (unrelated to Mr. Fighter Guy) and unloaded the rest of my wallet elsewhere. Â My sister later told me that the kid found his fight and lost a lot of blood, ending up in the hospital. Â So there is justice in this world.
Perhaps management would have saved their clients some annoyance by removing the guy earlier.  Or maybe they like to see a fight every now and then and this is the type of clientèle they're trying to attract.  Most places with even a touch of class remove a guy once it's clear that he's looking to rumble.  Is my rating fair? Maybe not.  But I'm not in high school any more.  I prefer to kill brain cells with booze.
I give this place a 3 for entertainment value alone! Â This place is white trash heaven and man...do white trashers think they can dance to "Sexy Back"!! Â Awesome! Â The drinks were pretty cheap, didn't have any food but it looked like some of the worst bar food I think I've ever seen, but that just added to my amusement with this place. Â My husband and our friends had a good time watching as 20-50 somethings danced AWESOMELY on the dance floor...too funny! Â And I would have gone to show them all up with my HOT dance moves, but I couldn't get my friend out there with me, I guess I couldn't blame her, considering we would have probably been air humped by one of the many cool guys there with sleeveless shirts on, CLASSY!!! Â HAHA Â Moral of the story, if you have already had a few, stop in here for some more and some laughs, and if you haven't been drinking, don't even bother coming, because I don't think they even let sober people in!! =]]
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