Ritz Houston

Awesome venue, great management, and food is superb.

I had always wanted to explore this club. One Sunday afternoon, I slipped the leash and made my way here. You just never know what you might find on odd hours. Okay, terrible hours. But there was no cover charge and it had a great reputation, so how bad could it be?

Plenty. At least one of the dancers should have been scaring away crows from a corn field. The other had ornaments that sag like pirate swag. On the plus side, there were plenty of TV screens with football games. But if you're in a topless club, shouldn't football be an unnecessary distraction? I'm not giving up, and neither should you, dear reader. I'll try again after Daylight Saving Time ends and the kids are in bed.

Awesome place with a brand new remodeled sports bar.  Huge TV screens everywhere.   Also, lots of great looking ladies on stages.  They have a full menu and open until 2AM, 7 days a week.  Reminds me of the kind of bar where everyone knows your name after a while.  Awesome place.