Samy's Party Bar

This used to be my Thursday spot. They play great music for young people and it's always like a high school reunion here. The drinks are decent. The shot girls though are sometimes hot messes... if you can't pull off being half naked - don't. That part sobered me up real quick, lol. What I do NOT like about this place is the perverts! There have been at LEAST 5 times where I've caught guys video recording me and my friends dancing. I'm not saying I'm some super model and I'm sure it happens to a lot of other girls. The bouncers should watch that stuff.

Another issue I have are these bouncers. They act like they're these bad a$$ body guards. They close the patio/outisde area earlier than the actual bar closes, which is cool, whatever. There was one time where they closed it and I noticed my lip gloss was gone out of my boot. I totally remembered where I dropped it on the patio, and when I tried to go out there the bouncer LITERALLY PUSHED ME back (I'm 5'2" and 108lbs, that was so unnecessary!) When I told him I could actually SEE my lip gloss under the table out there, and could I please go get it, or could he just grab it for me. He refused. What the heck was the big deal? We both see it laying on the floor! Just get the freaking lip gloss! Such an abuse of power, and I'll always remember that ugly bald ogre type man. What a total loser. My friend knew the owner and asked him to help us out. He of course was like, "Dude just let her get her lip gloss". And I took the 15 seconds to walk out the door, grab the gloss, and turn right back around and come in. What a huge issue over a non-issue.

Best people watching EVER! This bar is a hilarious train wreck.  

Recipe for disaster:

- 1 bar with beer garden in the mall parking lot
- Charge a $5 cover on Saturday nights and toss in lots of random beach balls
- Mix it up with a DJ spinning a top 40's playlist
- Blend with 21 year other super dorks celebrating their big bday and 40 year old biker dudes in VIP  (why is there even VIP/bottle service here??)
- Spice it up with bags and a dunk tank
- Pour cheap drinks and neon colored shots down your throat

Do not bake. Just laugh and enjoy!

I had fun here, saw a TON of people that I knew from high school and around town. I could see why people would get sick if this place though, I had to wait 20 to use the restroom. Very loud music unless your at the adjacent bar/pool area so be ok with that.