Uncle Paulie's Bar

When I was first dragged into this establishment over a year ago, my friends said to me; "You are going to love this place." They know me too well. I walked in and I thought; "What a shithole!" Then I turned and glanced at the pole on this tiny stage and it didn't touch the ceiling. I LOVE UNCLE PAULIES. Never ever a dull moment here, the girls are great, the regulars are awesome, and I love the staff. Every once in awhile they have decent beer in stock like Guinness, Abita, Newcastle, etc.

This review is easy.  This place is a shithole.  It wants to be a shithole and it perfects it.  This place is the hole in the wall biker bar that the town doesn't want there and the old ladies drive quickly by.  There is a stripper pole here that doesn't even touch the ceiling.  The place is awesome.  If you want to live like a dirty biker this is the place to go.

I like dirty bikers so I use that term with the greatest of endearments.

I believe that at this point in my life I have become a certified dive bar aficionado. Which means that my tastes may be different from your tastes. As such, this is my review.

This is a Grade B dive... Why a B instead of an A? The drink prices are high. $4 for a High Life? $9 for a PBR pitcher? Come on now, the overhead is just not that much here. Other than that, great joint. Crazy C- strippers do their best to put on a show on their 4'x4' stage with a pole that wobbles as they swing. The bartender is a cool chick. The patrons are part true dirty bikers, part executive bikers and part normal dudes. I don't think this place brings in too may groups of females due to the intimidating nature. Don't be scared, give it a whirl. You just might find me sitting at the bar.