United Center Nachos

The only reason I would give this merchant anything less than 5 stars is because you can't inject the nachos directly into your blood stream.

The deluxe nacho stations on the 300 level of the United Center are Chicago institutions.  They will go down in Windy City History alongside Michael Jordan, the '85 Chicago Bears, Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, and the blinding reflection of Trump Tower's windows on a sunny day.

In fact, Picasso's sculpture in Daley Plaza is a representation of how the average customer feels after ingesting these delectably cheesy chips.

I would go so far as to say that these nachos are great American heroes.

Long story short... these nachos are delicious.  If you're ever at a Bulls or Hawks game and are craving a break from your low-carb/gluten-free diet, please check these golden triangles out.  They will make your day.

Since Levy took over the concessions, the portions have gotten skimpy while the prices have gone up. Used to be a large drink carrier box of nacho chips, now it's a tiny little plastic carton...about half as many chips for more money. Same with the fries. Used to get a large drink carton on these too, now it's a very tiny cup, again, the cost is higher than before. Bring back Bismarck!!!

I like these nachos more so than the ones at Wrigley just because nachos are better consumed indoors.

Wrigley has a shorter wait, has more of a nacho-appreciating atmosphere but the wind eithers cools the cheese in record time OR I get leaves and all kinds of random stuff blown into my cheese.. not cool!

So.. these nachos, though not mind-blowing, are crispy and have a good cheese taste (not like the sour-y ones at some movie theaters). They come in a convenient box that can hold another food item if necessary.

They are a FAR better option than United Center popcorn!