Acropolis Club

This is an A-OK spot, for sure.
The servers are like a fucking ray of sunshine. And they're HOTTER than the dancers. 5 STAR SERVERS. 10 STAR BARTENDERS.*

I can't complain about a $6 steak with fries and texas toast, but I should've gone with the baked potato.

Also, I was hoping for more real boobies.
I had nothing better to do on Sunday. Nothing.

*sarcasmgasm

It's a testament to the strip club scene in Portland that Acropolis can be packed at 2:30pm on a Sunday afternoon. So packed that it takes upwards of 30 minutes to score a drink. Anomalous, maybe. But damn. That's proper Sunday service.

I had high hopes for this place. I really did. First of all it has a terrible location. It is hard to get too. Second of all their watiers/waitresses suck. Mixed up all our orders. The steak was worth the money, but it wasnt very good. The place is packed, and you have to order your drinks through a waitress if you dont want to wait an hour. Plus most of the seats are around the stage and you have to tip 1 buck per song.

However...the drinks are magical. I got nicely buzzed off of two drinks :)